Caption Contest #6: Ronald is Busted


Here are the winning captions, in no particular order:


What's sad is that... I'm lovin' it. (Bomberguy221)

Inmate: We love to see you smile. So SMILE!! (Bomberguy221)

"Looks like we have you our way! Ha ha!"
"That's Burger King's slogan."
"Quiet, clown man." (Crawl and 1000)

Ted: Bill, why are we carrying a Ronald McDonald dummy statue around?
Bill: I have no idea but this job's payment is ACTUALLY above minimum wage so I ain't complaining. (Pokejedservo)

Decades later, while in retirement as a police officer, he reflected that arresting a drunken Ronald McDonald wasn't as exciting as raiding the lost ark, but at least he was able to keep his whip. (Crawl and 1000)

A scene from the upcoming Blair Clown Project. (Flying Omelette)

After suddenly being fired by the fast food chain, Ronald became a danger to himself and to others. (CB007)

Norm and Cliff cleaned themselves up and started together on a new career. The less said about their friend Sam, however, the better. (Crawl and 1000)

Hey, guys! Take a look at my magical glowing crotch! (Flying Omelette)

"You're under arrest for e-coli poisoning and impersonating Michael Jackson!" (Sotenga)

"Somewhere in Heaven, Dave Thomas is breakdancing with joy." (Sotenga)

"The rules of NARC have been altered; now, you can bust Kinky Pinky!" (Sotenga)

"Before you know it, you've got Bubba, Jim Bob, Cletus, and John Romero all making you their bitch!" (Sotenga)

Ronald McDonald's dramatic turn as Alex in the Clockwork Orange remake. (Crawl and 1000)

"So, you're sure police brutality doesn't count if it's against clowns?" (Crawl and 1000)

The LORD replied: "My son, My precious child, I love you and I would never leave you. During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you...And when you see two sets of footprints, that's when you were carried by a pair of policemen while you were dressed as a clown." (Crawl and 1000)

No, it was the Hamburglar! I swear, you've got the wrong guy! (Flying Omelette)

My buddy! My buddy! Wherever I go, he's gonna go! My buddy! My buddy....My buddy and meeee! (Flying Omelette)

As the villagers arrived at Dracula's castle, they prepared to knock down the door with their clown-shaped battering ram. (Flying Omelette)

We're taking you hostage, and we're not letting you go until McDonald's adds donuts to their breakfast menu! (Flying Omelette)

Ronald was arrested the moment he offered the undercover officer some McCrackrock. (Facilitypro)

Like George Michael before him, Ronald couldn't resist a "Happy Meal" in the men's restroom. (Facilitypro)

Oh, we're off the see the wizard! The wonderful Wizard of Oz! (Pero the Cat)

Lions and tigers and bears! Oh my! Lions and tigers and bears! Oh my! (Pero the Cat)

Ever since Keys failed to bag E.T., he's been dragging anyone who looks like they could possibly be an alien back to the precinct. (Pero the Cat)

Somehow, the Trojan Clown idea didn't quite work out as well as the Trojan Horse did. (Pero the Cat)

The real reason McDonald's stopped that ad campaign where Ronald acts more "grown up": Things just went a little too far. (Magnus Crowe)

Looks like Tammy Faye Bakker is in trouble with the law again. (Magnus Crowe)

The Village People reunion tour didn't quite work out on account of two people now wanting to be the police officer, and the Indian becoming a clown. (ACC Kain)

It's amazing how clowns react to the stun gun, isn't it? (ACC Kain)

Hmm...looks like McDonald's is growing up! (ACC Kain)

If we hold Ronald McDonald at the correct height, the light will shine through his crotch and show us where the Ark is hidden! (ACC Kain)

What? You say you wanted us to arrest Tracy Marcus Brown? I thought you said Crazy Circus Clown! NOW what do we do? (ACC Kain)

Ronald was always falling victim to the kids' "shoelaces tied together" prank. (Flying Omelette)

Check it out! If I get a good running start and use cops for wings, I can fly! (Crawl and 1000)

Robocop finally managed to subdue the crazed Ronald McDonald, but not before losing his right arm to him, exposing all the cables. (ACC Kain)

The first boss of McAruga: A Ronald McDonald/Policeman mech. (Junus Crowe)

If I could...just...get his keys...ergh!...I'll use my foot... (Camira Breen)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Schlemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated. We're gonna do it! (Camira Breen)

Wilford Brimley, Dennis Rodman, and Mario enjoyed their walks in the park together. (Nixxy Blayde)

Somehow, American Idol's Simon Cowell was verbally unimpressed with the video taped version of River Dance done at the police picnic... (jup)

Apparently SOMEONE was downloading the old McDonald's theme songs off of the internet... (Bomberguy221)

The catastrophic results of the new McLiquor Burger. (Flying Omelette)

Looks like that "Snake in the Ballpit" rumor turned out to be true after all. (Flying Omelette)

"Oil...can..." (Doveblob)

Just cross your legs and hold it a little longer. We're almost to the restroom. (Troy Demetrius)

Are you sure this is how tug-of-war is played? (Troy Demetrius)

After being pulled away from the car wreck, Ronald claimed his road raging was inspired by the video game "Twisted Metal". (Troy Demetrius)

Cop on the Left: Hey! I see Janet Jackon's breast! (Doveblob)

Super-sized justice. (Kefka the 3rd)

To the tune of the Can-Can: Daa-da-da-da-da-DA-DAA! Da-da-da-da-DA-DAA! Da-da-da-da-da-da! (Troy Demetrius)

This new version of the 3-legged race really sucks. (James FP)

And here's our impression of the letter "M"! (James FP)

Cop #1: Look, it's MY turn to drive with the dummy!
Cop #2: No. I'm taking him this week, he's mine.
Cop #1: No Fair! You had him last week!
Cop #2: Buzz off! (James FP)

Did somebody say McDonalds? Too bad, he's all ours! HAW HAW! (Sotenga)

I'm really sure one of us is lovin' it. Seriously. (Sotenga)

Ronald McDonald learns to walk again after recovering from a beating to the crotch with a croquet mallet. (Sotenga)

Although the Joker was apprehended, the Penguin and the Riddler still remained at large. (Junus Crowe)

I'm lovin it! (Byellingsworth)

Hey, don't blame him! It's not his fault you guys ate too many of those cheeseburgers and gained weight! (Deven711)

Man, is he Mcdrunk! (Byellingsworth)

I guess they didn't like the cheeseburgers there, so they had no other choice but to sentence Ronald to death penalty. (Deven711)

Maybe they weren't loving it. They never smiled either and also never got happy. (Deven711)

Bad clowns! Bad clowns! What'cha gonna do? What'cha gonna do when they come for you? Bad clowns! Bad clowns! (Deven711)

He was arrested for trying to put rat poison in some girl's cheeseburger. (Deven711)

Hey, clown, you're arrested for taking kittens for making burgers! (Aline)

Hey, Dusk, is he Michael Jackson?
Yes, Landstone, I suspect he is. (Aline)

You're arrested for raping children and offering Happy Meals toys to them as prizes! (Aline)

Hey, clown, you're arrested for using a rare and protected animal species for making red wigs! (Aline)

Hey, is this guy Chuckie, that killer toy?
I don't know, but just for prevention... (Aline)

Put me down! I'm not the Electroknife maniac! (Aline)

Hey, I'm not the killer clown, I'm just a freelancer! (Aline)

Are you sure this clown is the California Serial Killer? (Aline)

You are under arrest for stealing McNuggets, McFishes, and Big Macs. (Aline)

With over three and a half million entries of unnecessary police work, this photo is the public's top pick. (Erich Moeller)

So this is what happens when the CIA find out what McDonald's has been putting in their hamburgers. (SonicLover)


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