Ok people, you've heard of those self proclaimed "party games" that say that they are all cool and stuff, but when you buy them and play them with your friends, you're like "Man this game sucks!" Well, fear not! The Ultimate Party game is here, and it's ready to take the universe by storm!
BTW, this game is dedicated to someone, although I'm too "shy" to mention her name.....
First things first, you've got to pick the mode you want to play in. You may choose a rave party, byob party, dance party (my personal favorite), or a rich person "gathering".
Once you've done that, you then start the game.
1, The Rave.
The object of this mode is to see how many different drugs you can do and see how many times you can pass out before the dreaded "cops" come. When you first step in, you can't hear anything because of all the loud music, and you can't see anything 2 feet in front of your face because of all the smoke circulating around. Someone passes you a joint, and you start to dance like a freak, but nobody gives a damn, because you're all higher than birds. The first time you pass out, you wake up not knowing where the hell you are at first. Then you repeat this process till you here the distant sirens coming to stop the party.
2, The BYOB Party.
In this mode, you are forced to bring your own spirits to the party. The object of this mode is to see how long of a hangover you can get from drinking at the party. You are also forced to pay at the door, which you find outrageous and say "If you want me to pay, why'd you invite me?!" This party is a little more civilized than the rave, and generally involves people that are not as insane.
3, The Rich Gathering.
This mode was not in the original, but some of the aristicracy types payed us off to add it in. Not much I can say about this one, besides the fact that it is very formal and has security surrounding the place, so don't try sneeking in. You are forced to engage in monotonous and boring conversations, and then give a laugh at their stupid jokes, no matter how lame they are. That's about all for this one.
4, The Dance Party.
My personal favorite, the objective of this one is to see how funkadelic you can look on the dance floor. One by one, you and other people take your turns on the dance floor, showing off you're hippest and most jammin moves. This mode is similar to Bust-A-Groove, except you can control the character in between songs.
You can then do stuff like hit on those bangin chicks over there at the bar, asking them for their numbers, and then getting blown off and/or slapped in the face. It doesn't phase you though, because the dance moves to make them all jealous!
This game will be released by KT3 Inc., and should be on shelves by nineteen ninety never.
Oh, and don't forget:
U wuld b nutz not 2 camps owt at the stoor the nite b4 dis game iz doo 2 arivez!