GAME IDEAS BY SETHRASHNOO

I got my start writing silly game ideas at the old N-Sider BBS, posting really ridiculous things that would sometimes anger the people on the board. The main reason I had started this was not only because of the hilarious angry responses I'd get, but also because of the large amount of "Chrono Trigger 64" and "Dragon Ball Z 64" game ideas that were always being posted there (most of which had no description other than "This game would rock!") Annoy BJ Strykes 64 Annoy Crawl and 1000 64 Answering Machine 64 Cat RPG Desecrate a Classic Edit the Lamer's Post 64 Egg 64 Ezboard Frontier I LOVE FO! 64 Internet Lamer 64 N-Sider Pokemon US Men's Figure Skating Championship

Annoy BJ Strykes 64 In this game, you do everything you possibly can to annoy BJ Strykes. Clamp around his leg and scream! Pile things on top of him when he falls asleep on the floor. Retell the story of how he slid on the kitchen floor and crashed into the cabinets a zillion times. Or retell how he was scared almost half to death when a moth hit the window and woke him up! Throw food at him while he's trying to cook! Make fun of his hair! Draw a picture of him that looks like a lizard with toilet paper in its belt and post it on the internet! Call him "squishy" or "Beejy-Weejy"! Teach his 3-year-old daughter to call him "Squishy" and "Beejy-Weejy". Walk up behind him and squish him while he's trying to do some kind of karate-stuff! The possibilities are endless. Camp out at the store the night before this game's release, and get your credit card ready to buy at least 9999999999999999 copies of this game!

Annoy Crawl and 1000 64 Tell him you made up a really cute nickname for him, but no matter what, do NOT tell him what it is, unless he tells you what his name really means. Don't listen to his ludicrous stories and game ideas, that say it has something to do with Flying Omelette. Seeing as how he had that name long before he met Flying Omelette! If Crawl finally gives in, and tells the frickin' damn truth about his name, then you can finally tell him your nickname for him!

Answering Machine 64 In this game, you are in a contest with your cousin (who is a 2-year-old trapped in a 33-year-old's body), to see who can put the funniest message on your answering machine. The object is to scare away callers. The more callers you scare away, the more points you get. You can make messages by doing any or all of the following: 1. Make up stupid messages to the theme of the "Barney Song", such as: I'm not here to answer the phone I'm in the basement making a clone So leave your message after the beep Thank you, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep! 2. Put sound effects on your machine! You can play video game music, or record your parakeets singing! 3. Bark like a dog! 4. Blow your nose in between sentences. Example: Hello, you have reached the home of the Strykolovas. *blows nose* We're not here to take your call. *starts coughing, then blows nose again* But if you leave your message after the beep *sneezes and blows nose* We'll get back to you as soon as possible! 5. Put a message on while talking to people in the background! Example: Hello, you have reached the Strykolova family! (Sethra stop that.) We're not here to take your call. (Sethra, let go of my leg, please.) But if you leave your name and number...(SETHRA, GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW!!) ..after the beep, we will...(SETHRAAAA! *SQUISH!!*) Beeeeeeeeep... 6. Talk in phoney accents or laugh maniacally or both. 7. If you have any episodes of the Super Mario Bros. Super Show on tape, look for one where Mario or Luigi answers the phone and says, "Mario Bros. Plumbing! You clog 'em, we clear 'em", then make a recording and put that on your machine. Or you can make up your own funny messages! The possibilities are endless! Whoever has scared away the most callers at the end of the game wins!

Cat RPG In this game you play as a cat. It's set up like an RPG. You get out of your little kitty bed in the morning, and explore the house. You get into battles with creatures around the house, like mice, cockroaches, and moths. Battles earn experience points. You must find food in the house to restore hit points. When you find your way outside, via a pet door, you engage in battle with birds, squirrels, rats, butterflies, and other small animals. You must earn enough experience points so you can battle big dogs that try to attack you. You must also battle other cats in search of a mate, or when fighting over food and territory. This game is in real-time, so you have to keep moving. Otherwise, you gradually gain weight. If you gain too much weight, you become a big ole' fat kitty laying around the house, doing nothing, and the game ends. Otherwise, the ultimate goal of the game is to infiltrate the White House and become President of the United States of America. You would be crazy not to buy at least 87 copies of this game!

Desecrate a Classic This game is for Game Boy Color, not N64. In it, you play as Nintendo, and the goal is to take a classic game and desecrate it as much as possible. Your first game will be Crystalis. You get points for the following: Show as little respect to the original storyline as possible by completely changing it. Censor the dialogue of the game so that all the characters are left with as little personality as possible. Change characters' names and backgrounds at will. Take out all the great classic music, including the pyramid theme (one of the best ever!), and replace it with one really shitty song that plays for almost the entire game. Completely scew up the final area. Switch the two end bosses around for no apparent reason whatsoever. Ruin the climax of the game. Make the game easier by putting items that are supposed to be hidden out in plain view in treasure chests. Once you're done desecrating Crystalis, you'll try to get your hands on other classics. You lose points for each bad game review you get.

Edit the Lamer's Post 64 In this game64, you are a moderator at a message board64. You wait for a lamer64 to make a really bad post. Then, you go an editing spree! Here's some options: Delete the person's original post, and type something stupid! Or, edit the person's post to make them sound even less articulate! Or, start a conversation with another person64 right within the post! Edit pictures64 into the post! Write nonsense! The ultimate goal is to make it look like all the replies to the bad post make absolutely no sense whatsoever! U wuld hav 2 b stoopid nots 2 wates owtside da stoor 4 dis game! ML is the bomb! I wish I were as cool as him! Hey, this IS fun! Not that you're a lamer, of course... <-D TAKA!!!!! Do the Limbo!

Egg 64 The object of this game is boil an egg. If you boil it too long, it explodes and you lose points and must try again. If you don't boil it long enough, it comes out too soft, and you lose points and have to try again. You only have so many eggs, depending on the difficulty level, and if you run out, the game ends. Once you boil enough eggs, you paint them and enter them in an Easter Egg contest, where your paintjobs are judged, and you get more points. You can enter other contests, like egg-rolling, bobbing for eggs, Easter Egg hunts, and that game where you run a race with an egg on a spoon. If egg-rolling and spoon races, if you win, you get points. In bobbing for eggs and egg hunts, the more eggs you get, the more points you get. Points can be traded in for more eggs, or credits. Earn enough credits, like about 1000000, and you can open up your own breakfast shop and serve eggs to the public! I think this is a good game idea. I like eggs! I look like an egg! Don't you like it, too?

Ezboard Frontier With contributions from Morgannon. It's a non-linear RPG like SaGa Frontier, but the different regions of the world you visit are actually different ezboards. These boards include: Port Saiid ShnooWorld Deathamster's Nest The Third Moon Moonside The Crowe's Temple BJ's Corner of Cyberspace The main villains are located at the Team-VZQ Headquarters ezboard and there are even some old dead ezboards that function as "ruins", like Pero's Forums for the Incredibly Bored. You'll have to search these ezboards for weapons, information, items, and recruitable characters. Among the characters you can recruit: Port Saiid - Flying Omelette, Crawl and 1000 ShnooWorld - SethraShnoo, Minerva K Red Deathamster's Nest - Deathamster, James FP The Third Moon - Dire 51, Sotenga Moonside - Kairobi King, ErniePants The Crowe's Temple - Junus Crowe, Magnus Crowe BJ's Corner of Cyberspace - BJ Strykes, Setzer the Great Pero's Forums - Pero the Cat, Deathspork Team-VZQ HQ - Lord Vyce, Nixxy Blayde Some characters, like Nixxy Blayde, are tough to recruit because they may join you, or they may become your enemy. Other characters may require that you give them a special item or defeat them in battle first. The final boss is Brigade Delbrack. Each individual ezboard has sub-locations within it. For example, Port Saiid has the Lighthouse Diner. Moonside has the Moonside Hotel, DH's Nest has the DBDH Arena, etc. One quest is to find the lost Paradise Resort and figure out a way to access it. Morgannon is one of the characters you can recruit from there.

I LOVE FO! 64 With contributions from Crawl and 1000 In this game, you play as Crawl and 1000, and your goal is to change the subject line of every thread in the Game Pond to "I LOVE FO!" You get 10 points for each thread you change, and an additional point for each reply the thread gets, so long as the person leaves the subject line as "I LOVE FO!" If someone replies and changes the subject line, then you don't get points. For every 250 points you earn, you can sign up a new name, such as: CRAWLIE SMOOSH Snuggle Mush I Want to Crawl on Flying Omelette 1000 Times Crawlie Wawlie Crawlie Wawlie Snuggle Mushy Wushy Love Muffin Kins And many others! For each new name you register, FO, herself, will judge them. If she likes the names, you'll earn "love points" with FO. If you earn 500 love points, FO will register the name "SnuggleJammies", and she'll ask to snuggle with you. If you earn 1000 points, FO will register the name "I Love Crawl and 1000". And she'll continue to register more names for every 500 love points you earn. When you reach 5000 points, FO will put a huge banner up on the Game Pond that says, "CRAWL AND 1000 WILL YOU MARRY ME?" The ending is you and FO having a cyber-wedding. Be careful though! Because you can also lose point if: 1. A post that you replied to with "I LOVE FO!" gets deleted. 2. If a whole thread gets deleted, you lose points for each reply that has "I LOVE FO!" as the subject line. 3. If FO doesn't like the name you register. 4. If someone gets angry at you for always changing the subject line, and flames you. 5. If you register a name like "Ugliest Man on the Internet". 6. Lose double points if you actually post with "Ugliest Man on the Internet". 7. If another Game Pond female starts to take a liking to you, and FO gets jealous. And if someone flames you for changing the subject line, you get double points back if you say something cute like, "Don't try to stand in the way of our love!" If you lose all your points the game ends. Who doesn't want to sell their soul and shoelaces to get this game?

Internet Lamer 64 The goal of this game is to become the most obnoxious internet lamer ever. The game's levels are divided as follows: Level 1: Training You are sent to a special Internet School 4 Lamerz. The first thing you must learn is the language of "Lamerspeak". U will lurns to types liek this, so ppl cant tells what ur saying. Once you master the language, you must learn as many of the catch phrases of the world's greatest lamers. Learn such thought-provoking quotes as: 1. Man, u ppl r 2 uptite!! 2. What, do u liek thees grafikx? 3. I am the Anti-Christ of your message board!! 4. MWA HA HA!! This is rich!!! 5. Go play with your 16 bit toys! 6. U R QUEER 7. Stop being such a dumb f**k! 8. Teletubbies Rules! 9. You will become inbred! 10. U brought this on yourselves! Also, learn meaningless, one-word replies, such as "ok" and "Baka!" Once you pass this test, and are fluent in Lamerspeak, you can move on to the next level. Level 2 - Find a message board, preferably one with alot of people, and do anything and everything possible to break the rules and piss people off. Get pissed off over the slightest disagreement. Start a fight for no real reason. Threaten to bomb and spam the board. Make unprovoked attacks on people and curse them out! Be a jack-off to the admin! Spread lies about people, and proclaim it "the truth"! Freak out if someone posts a picture of themself! Make empty threats to take over the BBS. Make up ludicrous stories about how your PC has an "IP Reset" button that you can push to change your IP! Sign up alternate names, and have them back up your opinions, then lie when asked if they are you! The possibilities are endless! Level 3 - In level three you come face-to-face with the board's admin. The object is to try to blurt out as many pointless insults as you can before the admin bans you. Once the admin bans you, your goal is to type up a very long speech that makes absolutely no sense, explaining why you're right, and everyone else is wrong! Then act like you've won something, while in reality, you're the laughing stock of the BBS! Then sit back and watch, as the boards regs dish out to you everything you just gave to them, in the form of stupid game ideas, like this one, and others! Now, you can go find another message board (like say...the NES Knights!), and get yourself banned from that one! Then keep going and going until you're banned from every board on the internet, except for a few really boring ones that either nobody uses, or are filled with even more lamers. Level 4 - Now that you're banned from every board on the net, the object of the game is to find other internet lamers, and brainwash them into going to the boards you were banned from and make stupid speeches in your name (all typed out in glorious lamerspeak, of course!) Thereby, proving, once and for all, that you haven't got a clue! Level 5 - This is the level where you wake up to reality and realize what an ass you've been, but...very few get this far. You would be nuts not to camp out at the store the night before this game is due to arrive. Or, in a language that only a true Internet Lamer can understand: U wuld b nutz not 2 camps owt at the stoor the nite b4 dis game iz doo 2 arivez.

N-Sider Pokemon Note: I only have the first part of this one. It's too bad, it was really funny, but I'll just post what I have for the heck of it. In this game, instead of capturing Pokemon, you capture N-Siders!!!! Instead of being a mere human, though, you are an otherworldly being who can possess the N-Sider you capture and gain all of their abilities. You will then battle other N-Siders in one-on-one fights, a la Pokemon. Here are your choices: 1. MIYAMOTOLOVER - There are only about 2 games in the world he doesn't like. His abilities include the power to piss people off like Hologramzero and Devilrays. He has played and likes most every system, and therefore, has a wealth of game knowledge, but rarely makes a post more than 1 or 2 sentences long. He is made of wood, and is vulnerable to flame attacks. 2. CRAWLAND1000 - There are only about 2 games in the world he DOES like. His abilities include the power to be able to piss off just about everyone on the N-Sider bbs. He rarely makes posts less than 100 or 200 paragraphs in length. His technique is to make your eyes so heavy by the time you get halfway through one of his posts, that you fall asleep and therefore, don't respond. Rest is lost to the winds of time...

US Men's Figure Skating Championship 2001 In this game, you get to play as either Todd Eldredge, Michael Weiss, or Timothy Goebel, and you are at the 2001 US Men's Figure Skating Championships. The object is that you are all trying to portray the character of Seinfeld's Kramer on the ice. Fall on your ass as many times as possible. Turn your triple jumps into doubles. Turn your double jumps into singles. Attempt the quad jump and fall on your face. Try to convince the judges that you're acting like Kramer, and therefore, it was all intentional! Ultimately, try to land in first, second, or third place with as many falls as possible! When you win, you get to move on the World Championships, and eventually, the Olympics, where you can embarrass yourselves even further! You must reserve at least 2000 copies of this game!