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Update: 6/7/09
I am back very briefly to offer you some more Memory Lane fun. Yes, I'm a guy in his 20's who occasionally likes to make fun of people on a dead message board. At least the Game Pond makes it a pretty easy gig. ~James FP~
Update: 5/1/09
I fixed the links to Sweetbee's Game Hive on both this page and the links page. ~Domain Webmaster FO
Update: 4/18/09
It happened to be that Merc and DH were the last Game Ideas pages that needed to be updated and when I realized I was done, I also realized I needed a break from it. But I've been away long enough now that I don't feel tired of it anymore, so I created a page for CodieKitty's Game Ideas. I also did away with having the DHN staff's game ideas broken out separately on the index page since I saw no real reason for it to be that way. -Junus
Update: 3/27/09
Updated Troy Sings with "I Type the Posts", "Troy's Got Big Balls", and "Lookin' For a Whale". -Junus
I'm sure SlayerX will be quite pleased to know that all of Mercury Crusaders's Game Ideas have been added to his page. -Junus
All of Deathamster's Game Ideas have been added to her page. -Junus
Update: 3/26/09
All of Kefkathe3rd's Game Ideas have been added to his page. -Junus
Update: 3/23/09
All of MiyamotoLover's Game Ideas have been added to his page. Yeah, we poke fun at him a lot, but he actually wasn't half-bad at writing game ideas. -Junus
All of Robox's Game Ideas have been added to his page. Bitch & Moan Time: Had NO clue who this person was either. We have a file on this site that lists almost all the prominent and semi-prominent Game Pond/DHN/Paradise Resort/Port Saiid members and their known alt accounts. I looked this guy up and he had about 20 different known usernames, NONE of which rang a bell with me. However, I had a JOYFUL time correcting the spelling and grammatical errors in his posts. I'll make an exception for anyone who already has a page, but in the future, if your posts resemble SlayerX and/or GH64 on a bad day, you're not getting archived. -Junus
All of James FP's Game Ideas have been added to his page. Oh man... That was some of the funniest shizz yet. I just hope that doesn't spoil me for future ones. -Junus
Update: 3/20/09
All of TermiteJr's Game Ideas have been added to his page. Not much there, either. -Junus
Added "Al Gore Dance Party USA" to Troy's Game Ideas. Unfortunately, that was the only missing game idea I could find for his page. -Junus
Update: 3/17/09
I've updated the MS Paint Gallery with a new section for submissions called, "Forum Masterpiece Theater". ~James FP
Update: 3/16/09
All of RufuShinra's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. -Junus
All of jup's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. -Junus
All of SETZERtheGREAT's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. (No, James, I'm not calling him "Mitch da Bitch".) -Junus
Update: 3/15/09
There isn't a lot, but all of HiRider's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. -Junus
All of Bomberyguy221's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. That made me laugh for about 10 minutes. -Junus
Update: 3/14/09
All of Ultimate Chicken's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. I have absolutely *no* idea who this person is, and all of his game ideas came from the single "Punny Game Ideas" topic at Port Saiid. Oh well. -Junus
All of CB007's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. Seems I'm finally on an upward climb here with these last two updates. -Junus
All of SethraShnoo's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. Umm...what is with all the game ideas about Crawl?? -Junus
Update: 3/13/09
All of BillofHarvestMoon's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. Some of these are reminding me of why I quit doing this the last time. Hopefully, it'll get better soon. -Junus
Update: 3/12/09
All of Gaimeguy's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. Not the most imaginative writer in the world, but at least they're short. -Junus
Update: 3/11/09
All of Deathspork's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. Damn, I thought he had a lot more than that. I guess I'm just remembering them from N-Sider. -Junus
Update: 3/10/09
All of Mr Blastoise's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. Though James and some others do, I don't have any memory of that guy now. -Junus
Update: 3/9/09
All of BJ Strykes's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. -Junus
Added "Freakout" to Morgannon's Game Ideas archive. That was the only other one I could find from her. -Junus
Added what I believe to be the single most offensive game idea in the archive yet to Bugforest's page, which is quite a feat considering the shit we have in there. -Junus
Update: 3/8/09
All of Hobbes's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. -Junus
Update: 3/7/09
More awesome ReviewPlanet Reviews have been added to the archive, including some of the world's BEST reviews for Mario Kart 64, Smuggler's Run, and South Park: Chef's Luv Shack. ~James
Update: 3/6/09
All of Crawl and 1000's Game Ideas have been added to the archive. -Junus
Update: 3/3/09
All of Magical Yard Gnome's Game Ideas have been added to the archive.
Oh yeah, you're probably wondering about people who don't yet have pages. I'll get to those after I'm done all the people who already do have pages. -Junus
Update: 3/1/09
Went totally against my better judgment and added of all Devilrays's Game Ideas to the archive. I figured his would be the most difficult for me to get through, so I'd get the hardest part out of the way first. And now I sincerely apologize to anyone who actually tries to read them. -Junus
Update: 2/28/09
Well, it took me several fucking days, but I finally got ALL of Flying Omelette's Game Ideas archived. I believe that is all of them, unless she posted some under an alt account I'm unaware of. -Junus
Update: 2/26/09
Ignore this "update". I'm experimenting with something... ~James FP
Blabber Wars Arena 2
Update: 2/26/09
After reading the latest Site Tracking Adventure over at FO's place (which was awesome, BTW), I kind of got inspired to update the Game Ideas Archive again. I checked out Facilitypro's page and for some inscrutable reason, I saw that I had only plunked down one of his random "Punny Game Ideas" on that page. Well, I went and grabbed all the rest of them and added them in. I'll probably do this for more people's pages. I've discovered that it's easier to update one person's page at a time than it was to go topic-by-topic and archive each game idea to different pages. Doing it that way burnt me out on it, but this was much faster and easier, especially since Yuku's search function is much better than ezboard's was, allowing me to obtain a list of every post a single username has made on the forum. -Junus
Update: 2/21/09
Hey, you guys can't have all the fun! Here's an Ode to Devilrays's Former Employers in DBDH Arena. -BQ
I added TermiteJr vs. WhatAboutRaven to Memory Lane today, in the "Arguments" section. ~James FP
I also added some very brief musings on Chrono Cross & Chrono Trigger and the Super NES Super Scope to "Serious Game Discussion". ~James FP
Hey, everyone! Slight update to Quote Corner. Everything up to "Well, The Mighty V, no one can oppose it, it's a worthy thing it is" is new. -SethraShnoo
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