I got that one from Jay Leno's Headlines, so it might be true.
Dammit, Junus, that was you and you know it!! You know how much I hate drawing a bath, only to find out when I get into it, that it's been turned into filthy Junus water!
Oh, okay. That was me. Sorry. I can't help it. I mean, they look all cute and innocent when they're sitting there on the shelves, but YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN ONE OF THOSE DAMN THINGS IS GOING TO LEAP AT YOUR BACK AND SUCK OUT YOUR SPINE!!