Caption Contest #4: Kung-Fu Kitties


Here are the winning captions, in no particular order:


How can you fight, Mr. Anderson, if you have no claws? (Flying Omelette)

"No more scratching below the belt!" (Crawl and 1000)

The first rule of the Cat Club is, You do not talk about the Cat Club! (Crawl and 1000)

The strongest Kung Fu style: The Way of the Fascinating Cat Crotch (Crawl and 1000)

Oh yeah? Well the one I caught was this big! (Facilitypro)

What?? I thought my master said I was going to get tutored. (Facilitypro)

Six inches forward and five inches back, I got a, I got an angry inch! (Sotenga)

"Get your tail out of the way!! It's blocking my cool shadow!!" (Red Clawbot)

And this is playing with a big ball of yarn... See, cats can so mime! (Crawl and 1000)

Argh! Somehow a piece of furniture got into our barren apartment! Avert your eyes! (Crawl and 1000)

Learning the art of Ai-kitty-o. (Bomberguy221)

Is this how the lizards do it? (Bomberguy221)

Maybe they only eat things with four legs... Quick, stand up! (Bomberguy221)

Yes, I suppose if we were males, this probably is how we would masturbate. (Crawl and 1000)

When, rather than being sympathetic and understanding, Fluffy started imitating the alien, Jones regretted confiding in him of his horrifying ordeal. (Crawl and 1000)

Yup, Charlie, I was up all night playing with the X-Box controller again. (Flying Omelette)

Don't we just love our new invisible scratching post? (Flying Omelette)

Follow the yellow brick road? But it goes everywhere! (Crawl and 1000)

AHHHHH! There's that strange flat man that's always following me around again!(ErniePants)

Damn! How come I don't have one of those long, whippy things attached to my butt? (Junus Crowe)

Look! This one's a swan, and this one's a bunny, and this one's a human being! (Junus Crowe)

You are getting sleeeepy....very sleeepy.... (Junus Crowe)

"You're gonna die up there." Yup, that's right, that's not a shadow. It's a pee stain. (Crawl and 1000)

"Ka-Me-Ha..." (LordDraco3)

"Oh, is this the "get sued by DBZ" move?" (LordDraco3)

Snatch the Tender Vittles from my hand, Grasshoppa! (Agisuro)

Whoah...dude...this is like...some awesome catnip. (Agisuro)

I have a headache THIS BIG.... (Agisuro)

And here is my impression of a Buddha. (Agisuro)

If you keep doing that, Arnie, it'll fall off, just like mine did. See? (Agisuro)

Samurai Cat - the early years (CataTonic9)

Your fly is down....HA! Made you look! (Morgannon)

Dr. Frankencat: Yes. YES! It's alive! It's ALIVE!! (Minerva K Red)

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! (Magnus Crowe)

Saban's live action version of the Samurai Pizza Cats wasn't quite as successful as the cartoon. (CataTonic9 & Troy Demetrius)

Jimmy's attempt to infiltrate the underground Kung-Fu Kitty Organization came to a disastrous end when Mittens discovered his costume's zipper. (Troy Demetrius)

Proof that cats are the next step on the evolutionary ladder. (Rushifell)

We're more rockin' than the Rockin' Kats! (Flying Omelette)

How to make "The Matrix" kid-friendly yet actually still entertaining. (Pokejedservo)

AGH!! Bright light! Bright light! (ErniePants)

Kitten on Right: Maybe if I ignore it, it'll go away. (ErniePants)

Black kitten: Oh yeah, well I dare you to cross over this line!!.....Oh yeah, well, I dare you to cross over THIS line.... (Camira Breen)

Booboo kept having the same reoccurring dream of showing up to karate class naked. (Minerva K Red)


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