Caption Contest #5: Trick or Treat


Here are the winning captions, in no particular order:


Back row, second from right: Psst! Hey, Paul...Let's get rid of Clarence and steal all his Halloween candy! (Flying Omelette)

We represent...the Pumpkin-Head Guild, the Pumpkin-Head Guild, the Pumpkin-Head Guild! And in the name of the Pumpkin-Head Guilllllldddd....We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land! (Flying Omelette)

"Hey, fellas, I got an idea for a band name! FIVE DOG NIGHT!!!"
"Uh, yeah... uh, dude? Isn't there a band with that name, but with only like... four women?"
"... okay, then let's theme our band around a cheesy Halloween theme! I'm such a freakin' genius!"
"I'm sorry... no, you are!" (Sotenga)

"We're the Backsheet Boys." "No, wait, we're the New Kids on the Bark!" "No, no, we're 98 Fleas!" (Bomberguy221)

In addition to them not telling who the dogs are, we can't tell who let the dogs out... (Bomberguy221)

Cough up the cash or we send in the Dobies! We won't beg twice! (jup)

Next year's follow-up to The Cat in the Hat, Dogz in the Hoods. (Flying Omelette)

Yes, I heartily enjoyed looking through that telescope... But, look, our eyes...! Gentlemen, I believe we may have been pranked! (Crawl and 1000)

"What did you get, Sparky?"
"Four milkbones, 2 snausages, and a piece of poop." (Facilitypro)

Master Luke! You're standing on the trapdoor to the Rancor Pit! (Flying Omelette)

Some stunningly diverse halloween costumes: A dog dressed up like a ghost, a ghost dressed up like a dog, a child dressed up like a ghost-dog, a pumpkin spirit trick-or-treating with a ghost dog for a bucket, and E.T., who just got brought along for the ride. (Crawl and 1000)

The Menudo reunion tour (Minerva K Red)

We need some treats so that we can do our "trick". (jup)

"We have brought you ze heads of ze villagers, my master! What is thy bidding, now?" (James FP)

"Dammit! We all came dressed as the same thing again! From now on, we tell each other what we're gonna be ahead of time. No more surprises!" (James FP)

Okay, Gandalf the Grey becoming Gandalf the White was one thing...But do we really need Frodo the White, Samwise the White, Meriadoc the White, Pippin the White, and Bilbo the White, too? (James FP)

No one can beat my party of five white magedogs! (Deathamster)

It used to be that people only left bags of dog poop on your doorstep for pranks. Now they're leaving entire dogs. (Minerva K Red)

Hey, what did you do to my puppy! (Deven711)

The KKK's Canine division Halloween recruitment drive is in full swing. (Craig Morris)

Darn, another rock!! (Byellingsworth)

Brought to you by the National Stop Putting Stupid Costumes On Your Pets Foundation. (Albert Nonymous)

Raise your hand if you noticed the broom in the lower left corner. Anyone? Anyone? Yeah, didn't think so. (Albert Nonymous)

Ku Klux Klan trick or treating...with dogs! (The Gran Wizard is off chasing a black cat.) (Albert Nonymous)

Where those midgets got such great costumes is beyond me. (Albert Nonymous)


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