DOVEBLOB: Hello, and welcome to another episode of DBDH Arena! We are now live, backstage, with our special guests, Flying Omelette, GH64, James From Pokemon, and Bulma. Say hello to the audience, guests!
DB: Thank you! Okay, let's get down to business...starting with James. James, how's it been going? Do you have any funny stories to tell of your adventures at the Game Pond?
James: No, not today, DB. I've been taking a short break from the Game Pond, because I've had a headache, lately.
Bulma (interrupting): Man, u are too uptight, James! U ppl are too uptight! It's just a game! Stop acting like the internet is your life!
James: Pardon me?
Bulma: It's just ones and zeros! Look how upset you're getting over ones and zeros! You act like it's your life!
James: Have you gone nuts..or do you just like starting fights for no reason?
Bulma: I've always been this way! And you gave me a reason!
James: All I said was that I had a headache and that I was taking a break from the Game Pond! Geez! Is that any reason to start a fight?
Bulma: It's just a game! Besides, fighting increases the number of posts on a board!
James: Well, that isn't what you told the people of FFU when I went there and said hello...
DB (interrupting): AHEM...okay....well, let's speak to another of our guests, now...GH64, what do you have to say about your recent return to ezboard?
GH64: What do you liek thees grafiks?
DB: Rumor has it that you were the one behind the recent email bomb scare of the Game Pond admins. One of the emails used in the spammings was the same as a name you once used in N-Sider. Only you and Bulma would've known about that name, NOT the people of FFU. What do you have to say about this?
GH64: GO PLAY WITH YOUR 16-BIT TOYS!!
DB: Ahem, well, GH64, I'm sure you expected Kiera to get mad when you spammed her email, and you thought she would blame the FFU board and go there to fight. How did it make you feel when your plan completely backfired?
GH64: Whasd odisao jdadk fjfjfkkjfjkf
DB: What was that?
GH64: Wahs id d sao dsdiao ia jg
DB: I'm sorry, can you repeat that?
GH64: HEisiisi ifjs aafjkafjkajfakf..
DB: GH64, is your microphone working? I can't understand you...
Bulma: No, his microphone is fine. That's how he always talks.
DB: *cough* Ahem, okay, moving right along......Flying Omelette...what do you have to say about being promoted to admin status at the Game Pond? How does that make you feel?
FO: I'M CUTE!! AHOEHRoahOrehAOERHoAHREoaEHRoHEAROHEHO!
DB: Can you tell us a little bit about your new ezboard, Flying Omelette's Palace?
FO (turning around): Would anyone here like to see my butt?
DB: I've heard so much about how you've changed and turned over a new leaf. Tell me, what made made you decide to change your ways?
FO: I did it for my Crawlie Smoosh! He's my sweet, snuggly, cuddly, wuddly love muffin kins! Hmmm....I wonder where he is...OH SNUGGLE MUSH!! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Voice from Audience: OVER HERE!!
A man comes running down out of the audience and onto the stage. He stops in front of FO! FO stands up and opens her arms.
FO: SNUGGLE MUSH!!
Crawl: FLYING LOVE-LETTE!!
Crawl leaps into FO's arms and they both fall backwards, behind the couch.
Bulma: HAVE FUN TAKING CARE OF YOUR PET FO!!!
DB: Now, come on, Bulma, there's no need to be getting this upset..
Bulma: I'M NOT UPSET!!
DB: You seem upset to me...
Bulma: I AM NOT UPSET!! I DON'T GET UPSET!! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF GETTING UPSET!!
Bulma takes a cushion off the couch, throws it on the floor and starts jumping up and down on it, stomping it with her feet!
Bulma: I AM NOT UPSET!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! AM NOT!! I AM SO UPSET THAT YOU WOULD ACCUSE ME OF BEING UPSET!!!
James reaches over to take some pretzels out of a plate on the coffee table. Bulma leaps up onto the table, grabs the pretzel dish out from under James's hand, and throws it across the room.
Bulma: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D SAY I WAS UPSET!! THAT MAKES ME SO UPSET! HAHAHHAHAHA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA! CHOO-CHOOOOOOOO!!! HAHAHAHHAA!
DB: Ms. Bulma, please calm down! You are making a fool of yourself!
Bulma: I think I just proved something to u ppl.
DH (in the control room, mumbles to herself): Yeah..that you're a complete ass.
DB: Ahem...Ms. Bulma, please get off my coffee table.
Bulma: I'm smart! My mommy and daddy said so!
DB (sternly, and slightly annoyed): Ms. Bulma, puh-lease get off my coffee table.
Bulma: Look at you! You're getting so upset over a little kid! I have a hard time believing you're over 2 years old!
DH (mumbling to herself, again): Look who's talking.
Bulma: You're such a coward! You want me off your coffee table? I'll just find a way back on again! You can't keep me off the coffee table! And even if I do leave, I'll just get all my friends to back me up!
DB (angry): GET OFF MY COFFEE TABLE!!!
Bulma gets down and sits on the couch, again. She crosses her arms and legs and pouts.
DB (composing herself): *Sigh*...Okay, speaking of your "friends", Bulma, how do you answer the accusation that the beliefs of the VI people border on Totalitarian?
DB: Now, now, Bulma. Isn't it true that several members of VI have cursed people out for having different opinions, or harassed people, via email, for disagreeing? Isn't it true that at least two people from VI, not including yourself, have called others stupid for having their opinions, and/or said they wouldn't be nice to people who disagreed with them?
Bulma: Hmph! I don't see how that's "totalitarian".
DB: Well, I said it "borders on" being totalitarian. It's the basic idea that you don't want people having opinions that are different from yours. You slander people for thinking differently. If you don't get your way, you swear and/or make threats. In other words, it seems as though you don't want people to be different. How do you plea?
Bulma: Why don't I let my friend from VI speak for himself!
A short guy dressed in sheets comes down out of the audience and walks onto the stage. He peers out through the eyeholes of his hood and looks everyone over.
Mysteryguy: You're all a bunch of fuckin' assholes and morons! Fuckity, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!
DB: Mister, we are live on stage! Please do not use such language!
Mysteryguy: It's my right! Besides....I'm a typical system-loyal zombie who doesn't like anyone to disagree with me. You should know by now that we all have very limited vocabularies.
DB: Well..whatever..Anyway, how do you answer to these accusations?
Mysteryguy: Go fuck yourselves! I'm leaving here and I'm not coming back! So, fuckity, fuckity, fuck, fuck you!
The man walks away.
DB: Well, folks, that's all we have time for today....
A voice from offstage: NOT...so fast.
The camera pans over to a small figure standing off-stage in the shadows. It is hunched over, holding something with both hands that looks like a large scythe. The masked figure steps forward onto the stage, into the light. It is PSYKOSUMA! The crowd murmurs.
SUMA (giving a direct look to Bulma): I've been looking for you!
Bulma (looks to either side, then points to herself): Me?
SUMA jumps up onto the coffee table, and lands with such a force, cracks appear in the glass. GH64 and James FP get up and run away.
SUMA (points the scythe right at Bulma's neck): YES YOU!! I got in trouble with Kiera for tangling with you, before! I wasn't finished, but Kiera spared you and locked me up! She forced me to play really bad games like Seal of the Pharoah, Astyanax, and Hydlide! I have been locked up for months, and I'm itching for REAL action, after playing all those god-awful boring games!
SUMA: Let's finish what we started, shall we..?
Off-stage voice: WAIT!!
DH comes running up onto the stage and gets in between the two.
DH: Let's take it to the Arena, girls!
SUMA (looks at DH and lowers the scythe): Very well. I'll meet you there.
SUMA hops down off the table and heads out the door to the Arena.
Two men come up on either side of Bulma and each take an arm. They drag her out to the other arena door.
Bulma: But...wait...It's just a game! It was only a joke! I'm just ones and zeros! Ones and zeros! I'll just hit IP reset! I'll...I'll....BAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
DH: Well, there you have it folks! Stay tuned for DBDH Arena 2: Bulma vs. PSYKOSUMA! Who will win in this battle of the internet psychos?
DB: This is DOVEBLOB and DEATHAMSTER saying, goodnight, for now!