GAME IDEAS BY BOMBERGUY221

Some game ideas from our good friend, Bomberguy221! He can write some really funny stuff! A Boy and His Blog Chrono Hair Trigger Drab Racer Hasslevania Imperfect Dark Kid Narcissus Luigi Paint Pocky & Rock RoboShrek Sleet Fighter Slim City Super Mario Moonshine Vegetable Crossing Yoshi's Temptation Island

A Boy and His Blog A kid copes with teenage angst with a weblog from outer space.

Chrono Hair Trigger It's like the Butterfly Effect, where so much as stepping on a blade of grass in the past kills an entire village in your time. If you manage to kill your relatives, you get swallowed up by the fourth dimension. That starts a lengthy FMV where a blue thing walks around and sleeps while the credits roll.

Drab Racer You drive to uninteresting places like the farms of Ohio, the deserts of Nevada, and almost any highway in Oregon.

Hasslevania You have to go around to different mansions by foot looking for objects. Everyone will ignore you or talk to you in Spanish, it's uphill both ways, and you end up collecting a crystal which is inferior to one you will collect later. Did I also mention it takes roughly two hours just to reach ONE mansion? On the bright side, it's not as stressful as prosessing, and there are no ducks...

Imperfect Dark The lighting effects on this game are so realistic that your character will go blind after looking at a light for a prolonged period. Certain devices used to aid in this process are the sun, a crystal that refracts light into your eyes, and a Virtual Boy.

Kid Narcissus You play as a boy named Core who is looking for a mirror to stare at for hours on end.

Luigi Paint The paint is thinner and not as bold, but people will still want more pictures made with it.

Pocky & Rock You play as a Japanese snack food or a boulder trying to save a tribe.

RoboShrek You're a young ogre whose father is a famous storybook legend. You try to become the same by becoming a blind mouse, talking to animals, and making three fiddlers play using only a pipe and a bowl.

Sleet Fighter You play as a meteorologist trying to predict where and when a winter storm will hit so you can give people ample warning.

Slim City You try to make a metropolis by making carb-free houses.

Super Mario Moonshine You get drunk and make slurs about your Italian brother, not to mention that blonde you've been dating.

Vegetable Crossing You live in a town whose population consists of an ear of corn, two tomatoes, and a head of lettuce.

Yoshi's Temptation Island You play as Yoshi who ends up on an island with a bunch of fruit that is poisonous. Can you avoid the desire to eat?