You are Deathspork, and your job is to destroy Funcoland and give a working NES and a copy of Contra to everyone you meet. Seek out each Funcoland and beat up the employees, take the video games, and fight the boss, which could be anything from a video game. Use powers such as: Sonic Booms, Skatter Guns, a towel which you can use to fly with, and the ART OF MISSILES to defeat the evil Funcoland Empire. At the end, you must fight the EvIl FuNcOmAn, who is threatening to blow up Konami, the makers of Contra and many more wonderful games. Win the game and you can change DS's colors from a wide variety, so wide I CAN'T REMEMBER!! Beat it 2 times in 1 day, and YOU CAN PLAY CONTRA!!! Cameos by many other people.