And the rest:

Soylent Crayons are made out of people!! (Flying Omelette)

For Halloween I'm going as...Crazy Hand Face! Look at me, I've got a hand for a face! (ACC Kain)

We see here the single, deadliest unit of the Republics clone army, the 64th Fighting Crayolas. (IcePhoenix721)

As Clint Black stood there trying to assess the situation one thing was for sure - he would never be upstaged by Duran Duran again. (Minerva K Red)

The Crayon Liberation Movement begins with a march for the equal rights of all colors. (ACC Kain)

The tragic results of children who ignore their parent's warnings about not eating crayons. (ACC Kain)

Despite numerous technological advances in the year 2050, it still never fails: Every time I get a pack of crayons, the black one is always missing. (ACC Kain)

And everyone in Munchkin Land cheered as the Wicked Witch of the West melted...again. (ACC Kain)

James Earl Jones and Ben Stiller were so unimpressed that they didn't notice the white UFO coming to abduct them until it was too late. (Nixxy Blayde)

The game makers of today were frightened by Color Pixies as children, and today conspire to weaken their power by making games that only use bodily secretion grays, browns, and greens. (CodieKitty)

Cosplay was never the same after Kirby's Canvas Curse. (MaskedSheik)

The later seasons of Designing Women really sucked. (ACC Kain)

After traveling through time, young Hattori Hanzo arrives in a future world where Hillary Clinton has become president. (ACC Kain)

It was all fun and games until it started to rain...at which point it became painfully clear that they were the washable kind. (ACC Kain)

After the Ice Capades folded in '95, its spinoff, "Dirt Capades", became widely popular. (Minerva K Red)

The alternate ending of The Wicker Man was more family-friendly, but no less disturbing. (Minerva K Red)

"I said to wear your RAYON outfits! RAYON!" (Freezair SilverEye)