This looks like a job for Bored First Baseman! *Zooms Away* (Flying Omelette)

Guy sliding is thinking: "Why do I always have to be the barrel when we play 'Donkey Kong' between innings?" (Facilitypro)

Gee why does THIS remind me of the last contest? (Pokejedservo)

Everyone agreed that Ness's psycho-kinetic abilities were spectacular, but it was a little annoying when he'd use them to show off during the game. (Minerva K Red)

Conclusive proof of what everyone had suspected for years: Although Dhalsim was a great Street Fighter, he totally sucked at baseball. (Minerva K Red)

This is what happens when one of the players on the opposing team is Yoda. (Minerva K Red)

Although Lance held on with all of his might, it was no use...both of them were getting sucked into the Time Vortex. (Rushifell)

The ending of Magic of Scheherazade said that the Time Door would open again someday, but it didn't say when. Isfa, who had gone on to become a professional ballplayer, was unprepared. (Flying Omelette)

Mirage, put me down!! (Flying Omelette)

Man in White: I lost my contact lens!
Man in Black: Oh...is it under here?
Man in White: ...Nope! I'll have to keep looking. (Minerva K Red)

"I love sitting on my giant, invisible toilet!"
"I hate lying under your giant, invisible pile of shit!" (Crawl and 1000)

Now you see, THIS is what happens when a baseball player has dirtophobia. (Bomberguy221)

Cleats, cleats, they're good for the heart. The more you wear, the more you.... Wow! (Bomberguy221)

Uh, dude? The helicopter game is usually played with a jump rope, not a Cubs player. (Bomberguy221)

By the year 2050, the World Series was being held on the Moon. (Flying Omelette)

The big, shaggy, brown monster suddenly opened its mouth and started inhaling everybody in site. (SethraShnoo)

Man in the Black Shirt: Is that right? You don't say? Huh...Well, I'll be...Is that right? (SethraShnoo)

Activate the reverse-gravity flip! (Kairobi King)

He was just about to make it to home plate, when suddenly, he was trampled by a guy riding an invisible horse. (DOVEBLOB)

Ever since Michael Jordan tried out for baseball, things would never be the same. (Troy Demetrius)

What? You have to beam me up NOW?! Goddammit! (Troy Demetrius)

Baseball in Neverland (Nixxy Blayde)

Dammit! Now is not the time for my hemmorroids to flare up! (Brigade Delbrack)

*man in air thinking:* I should've eaten more... (LordDraco3)

Russian Dance Man and Limbo Man: They came from different worlds, but their dance united them. (Crawl and 1000)

Rodin's The Thinker II: The Philosophical Athlete (Crawl and 1000)

When Jed failed to find gold on his claim, he tossed his giant human-shaped hat to the ground in anger, yelling, "Consarn it!" (Crawl and 1000)

Maybe building a baseball stadium on top of Old Faithful wasn't such a good idea after all. (BOGUS666)

Even though Mario shaved his mustache, took on a new identity, and became a pro baseball player, people STILL recognized him, and always demanded he show off his high-jumping skills. (Deathamster)