Caption Contest #3: Flying Squirrel


Here are the winning captions, in no particular order:


"Hello. My name is John. And I am a highway-crosser." *applause* (Flying Omelette)

The Serial Squirrel Flasher strikes again! (SethraShnoo)

Soylent Paper is made out of rats! (Crawl and 1000)

I'm going as a kite for Halloween! (SethraShnoo)

"Anyone seen my nuts?" (Magical Yard Gnome)

Why is it that every time I do this, ninjas try to ride on me? (Flying Omelette)

This is what happens when you can't afford a bear skin rug. (Facilitypro)

Squirrel: The other, other, other white me... wait, people EAT this thing? WTF?! (Sotenga)

I'm flying! I'm flying! Woo-hoo... what did you say? Three? Tea? Watch out for that team? Wha... AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!! *SPLAT* (Sotenga)

Meet Flying Squirrel, Flying Omelette's third cousin twice removed. (Sotenga)

"Batman's got nothing on me." (Magical Yard Gnome)

Instead of getting bugs on your windshield in Yellowstone Park, you get THESE things... (Bomberguy221)

The results of an Alien that gestates inside a rodent: Its eggs produce Facehugging Squirrels. (SethraShnoo)

One thing was clear: Rocky had gotten under Bullwinkle's feet for the last time. (SethraShnoo)

All the other squirrels were creeped out by Jerry's tail-balancing act. (BJ Strykes)

"Sorry. This is the best Maggie Simpson impression I can do." (BJ Strykes)

Every family has that one crazy member that no one talks about. In DEATHAMSTER's case, it was her insane cousin, DEATHSQUIRREL. (Deathamster)

Hey! Where's the creme filling?! (Deathamster)

"That's not my tail, ladies." (Deathspork)

Ever since the cancellation of Rocky & Bullwinkle, Rocky was reduced to being a street mime, doing "invisible box" routines for pennies. (Magnus Crowe)

Roadkill Café's Mascot (Junus Crowe)

Fluffy could never figure out why people would always mistakenly place him at the top of their Christmas trees. (Flying Omelette)

I ruined the whole roll when I forgot to take off my novelty squirrel lens cap. (Crawl and 1000)

Crap! Humans have discovered our webbed skin! Well, evolution gave it to us, so you screwheads can't have any! NYAH! (Sotenga)

Why is it that whenever we play "Pirates", I have to be the sailboat? (Junus Crowe)

"Windcharger and I are taking our show on the road!" (Camira Breen)

"YYY-MCA! It's fun to stay at the YYYY-MCA!" (Camira Breen)

This rare North American oak grows giant squirrel-shaped leaves. (Pero the Cat)

If possums hang upside-down by their tails, then what do squirrels do? (Rushifell)

Conker's new "steamrolled" animation from Bad Fur Day 2. (anonymous)

Talk to the hand! (Flying Omelette)


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