The remake of The Road Warrior isn't going well. (Crawl and 1000)

Police department budget cuts gone too far. (Ultimate Chicken)

No matter how much of a bad ass you are, when you're on one of these mutha's, you wear a helmet. (Crawl and 1000)

What the cops didn't realize is that E.T. actually has to be in the basket for it to work. (Flying Omelette)

"I love how it accentuates my sensuous curves!" (Magical Yard Gnome)

"I'm finally off training wheels, woohoo!" (LordDraco3)

Davey the Repo Man shows off his latest acquisition. (Facilitypro)

"Look at me! I'm a pansy!" (Red Clawbot)

Officer (grumbling): I hate my life... I hate my life... I hate my life... (Pokejedservo)

Officer: Ok honey can I PLEASE get off your bike, everybody else is staring! (Pokejedservo)

Not even police officers are immune to some rather nasty bets. (Pokejedservo)

Okay, okay I know that most bikes are awfully expensive but...still... (Pokejedservo)

"Lance Armstrong ain't got nothin' on me!" (Flying Omelette)

Something tells me the difficulty of the latest Grand Theft Auto game is a little low. (Bomberguy221)

This guy sure isn't a CHiP off the old block. Get it? Ah, I slay myself! (Bomberguy221)

The local police force tried making a ripoff of Reno 911! (Bomberguy221)

"I may be smiling, but inside, I'm crying...I really am." (Magnus Crowe)

Later in life, Elmyra Gulch reformed and became a postal worker. (Vampyrus)

"And people wonder why us postal workers are always going crazy." (Junus Crowe)

Little Sally Strepneit dreamt about what she wanted to be when she grew up while riding her bike on the playground...a male police officer??? (jup)

When Sgt. Bono put his mind to work on ways of making the public unafraid of police officers, he may have gone just a little too far... (jup)

"And when this baby hits 88 mph, it will go BACK to the FUTURE!!" (Junus Crowe)

Upon witnessing this debacle, the Commissioner yelled, "How many times do I have to tell you guys? Stop playing tricks on the blind guy!" (Camira Breen)

"Yeah, you're laughing at me now...but at least MY crotch won't get hurt when I go over bumps and potholes." (Rushifell)

Well, it was a motorcycle until the Starman's power ran out... (James FP)

I see Vinny lost a bet again. (James FP)

"Born to be... ...laughed at." (jup)

I think our paperboy needs better wheels. (cuttersDCut)

After the circus folded, Honkers the Clown had to get a new job...but sometimes, old habits die hard. (SethraShnoo)

"Burn, baby, burn!" (Kairobi King)

Proof that the Queen song about the bicycle is hypnosis-inducing. (Kairobi King)

Years later, Ash finally earned enough money as a postal worker to replace Misty's bike. (Setzer the Great)

Believe it or not, seems that police must train for the younger crowd! (jup)

I see Acclaim's still having a hard time finding a replacement for Dave Mirra. (ErniePants)

When little Susie wished to be an adult, her fairy godmother told her that she would get her wish sometime the next day, but Susie wasn't prepared. (SonicLover)

Go away! Halloween is over! (Deven711)

Don't kill me! I'm sorry I made you watch that Barney tape! Have mercy! HAVE MERCY!!! (Deven711)

"Hey, on a policeman's salary, it's all I could afford." (Agisuro)

I somehow don't think this is how Evel Kenieval got his start. (CataTonic9)

"Allright. I know there's been cutbacks lately, and I can understand the cheaper bikes, but did they have to pick pink ones?" (Brian Chandler)

He's enjoying that far too much. (Alan Bates)

"I've heard of the police having to do cutbacks, but I didn't expect it would be that much." (Quez)

And this is what happens if you start getting hooked on the godforsaken Kirby cartoon. (Deven711)

Matt Hoffman, that bike's never going to help you beat Mario and Luigi in the Great BMX Race! (Deven711)

Ken's attempt to get Barbie to love him again didn't turn out so well afterwards. (Deven711)

Some little girl: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! GIVE ME BACK MY BIKE!!!
Matt Hoffman: Meh, you can go **** yourself! (Deven711)

Consequence of what happens if a cop smokes marijuana #1. (Deven711)

What you get if Barbie, Matt Hoffman, and some cop have a threesome. (Deven711)

The New Cop BMX Racer Ken Barbie Doll! Hey girls! Ken got dumped by Barbie for some reason so he wants YOU to be his girlfriend! No matter how old you are! The Cop BMX Racer Ken Barbie Doll! Brain not included. (Deven711)

The girl's father's Barbie bicycle demonstration wasn't that great after all. (Deven711)

Behind the scenes of GIRL COPS. (Deven711)

"Look, Mommy! I wanna be a policeman when I grow up!" (SirMetaKnight998)