Caption Contest #9: Pawn in the Woods


Here are the winning captions, in no particular order:


Although the key was very well-hidden in the forest, evidence would suggest that Yoshi still managed to find it. (Flying Omelette)

In the year 2050, the playing pieces from "Sorry!" will walk among us as equals. (Setzer the Great)

"That looks like a big bong!" *dog walks by* "That looks like a big bong too!" (Sotenga)

Damn! That must've been one huge bird that flew overhead! (Flying Omelette)

Fleeing the scene of the crime, Colonel Mustard quickly realizes that he can run...but he can't hide. (Ultimate Chicken)

Well, I'm convinced...Giant aliens are using Earth for a chessboard. (CataTonic9)

Okay, appearing in windows is one thing, but I think the Virgin Mary is just trying to mess with us now. (James FP)

Hersey's Giant Urine Kisses! (Crawl and 1000)

And yet I have visions of Earthbound dancing in my head. (Pokejedservo)

One of the Gay Pride parade's missing props (Pokejedservo)

Giganta's favorite rest spot (Pokejedservo)

Increase its size many times over and we'd have ourselves a new gold rush. (Pokejedservo)

The game of Sorry with an all new twist! (Starscream)

The world's most smallest (and ugliest) mountain. Rook mountain. (Deven711)

Giant Chess anyone? (Deven711)

Don't blame me. Mario's the one who dropped his mushroom on that chess piece. (Deven711)

The not-so-incredible, interesting, or amazing gigantic chess piece! (Deven711)

If you ask me, these safe sex demonstrations are going a bit overboard. (Setzer the Great)

Man has made two important discoveries today: 1. The Earth has a bellybutton. 2. It's an outie. (Magnus Crowe)

Crawl and 1000's latest physics experiment proves two things: Em • c = h/l(eomo)1/2 = (Bm)c2 = (1-g)c2 = Eenergy, and 45 ton weight dropped from stratosphere + Jimmy Wilson = smashed little boy. (Facilitypro)

Help! Yellowstone National Park is being attacked by giant space condoms! (Sedgewick)

Peering through the trees, the hunter spotted his target - the rare North American Upside-Down Exclamation Point. (SethraShnoo)

You know, these Matrix CGI effects are getting worse and worse. (SethraShnoo)

In Metal Gear Solid 4, you'll sneak past enemies in the forest by hiding under a giant prophylactic. (Flying Omelette)

I said we were filming "On Golden Pond", not "Big Golden Pawn"! (Junus Crowe)

The new Politically Correct religious icon of worship - it can be whatever God you want it to be! (Agisuro)

"In order to conquer the people across the river, we'll use the Trojan Pawn plan... " (Agisuro)

"Needless to say, this territory is frequented by big game hunters." (SonicLover)

and now back to... "When chess peices attack!" (SirMetaKnight998)

People were starting to agree that Hollywood was out of ideas when they unveiled "Honey, I Blew Up the Pawn". (James FP)

Looks like we finally found those Weapons of Mass Destruction! (James FP)

And the moral of the story: Don't ever play the Anvil Chorus when Daffy Duck is nearby. (James FP)


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