Memoirs of a Forum Jackass
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NESJohnny
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:09 pm    Post subject:

Yoshi55 wrote:
foot in your ass.


Yosh, you should say something like "boot to the face," as some form of penetrating his ass really doesn't champion your cause.
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metaleggman
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NESJohnny wrote:
Yoshi55 wrote:
foot in your ass.


Yosh, you should say something like "boot to the face," as some form of penetrating his ass really doesn't champion your cause.
Yoshi reminds me of the guy with tourettes who keeps on saying, "Piss coming out of my ass"

Yoshi55
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I will kick both of your asses, then put your decapitated heads on top of my TV.

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Slayer988


Joined: 17 Nov 2007
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He certainly does seem to have an obsession with asses. I mean, look at all of his recent posts. Everywhere you look, it's asses, asses, asses!

Yoshi55
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I have an obsession with kicking them.

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Slayer988


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And shoving things up them.

Lisker
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Yoshi55 wrote:
I have a fetish for kicking them.
Huh?

metaleggman
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Lisker wrote:
Yoshi55 wrote:
I have a fetish for kicking them.
Huh?
basically.

Yoshi55
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That was a quote hack. I said:
Yoshi55 wrote:
I have an obsession with kicking them.


I have no fetishes whatsoever. Don't become a dumbass.

metaleggman
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Yoshi55 wrote:
That was a quote hack. I said:
Yoshi55 wrote:
I have an obsession with kicking them.


I have no fetishes whatsoever. Don't become a dumbass.
Actually, it sounds like you are quite the sadist...

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Slayer988


Joined: 17 Nov 2007
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There's that ass again.

NESJohnny
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Forum Jackass wrote:
There's that ass again.


He is the ass-master.
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Yoshi55
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Forum Jackass: Strike 1. 3 strikes and you go from Jackass to Dumbass.
No, I am the foot-in-ass-master.

Forum Jackass
Slayer988


Joined: 17 Nov 2007
Posts: 105

Quote:
Forum Jackass: Strike 1. 3 strikes and you go from Jackass to Dumbass.


...and then you'll want to penetrate it?


Quote:
No, I am the foot-in-ass-master.


Slow down, pardner. That might be too much ass in one post for you to handle.

Yoshi55
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Location: The Death Star

No, you'll suffer the same fate as metal (metaleggman):

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Slayer988


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You mean I get to sit on this board and make fun of you for the rest of my life? Damn. And I was hoping to read the entire works of Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe eventually.


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