Note: This poem was written circa 1999 around the time the original N-Sider Forums were closed.

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, it started so simple
The board was the face, and we were the pimple

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, when the fighting began
You just couldn't take it...it got out of hand

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, your rules were repeated
If we didn't obey, we'd all be deleted

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, these laws had us pissed
Didn't you realize they were communist?

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, it got even worse
You censored the board so that we couldn't curse

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, here's a dumb situation
One day we found there was no punctuation!

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, now have you no class?
What was the point of censoring "ass"?

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, can you give us a hand?
Help stop the lamers, the flamers, and spam

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, I think that you tried
But when you showed up, you blamed the wrong guy!

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, now have you no shame?
Now you have gone and deleted my name!

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, I'm no longer your friend
You cannot stop me, I'll just sign up again

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, to what does this amount?
Now you've deleted my second account!

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, I was going for three
But now you have gone and banned my IP!

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, you couldn't be ruder!
I will just have to find another computer!

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, you took the wrong course
You've done me wrong, I want a divorce!

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, now what have you done?
Where our bbs was, now there is none

Oh, NOAs, oh NOAs, it just wasn't right
You demolished our home because of one fight

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, you can't stand our shouts
So you closed down the board, and shut our voice out

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, don't think this is the end
In some subtle way, I will get my revenge

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, it makes me so happy
A new board we've found, and this one's not crappy

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, the best part, to me
Is we've got ezboard, and for us it was free!

Oh NOAs, oh NOAs, one more from this letter!
The final word is...EZBOARD's BETTER!