by SethraShnoo
Benjamin Strykes, he sleeps on the floor
Benjamin Strykes, he falls through the door
Benjamin eats 24 hours a day
His belches can be heard a mile away
Now, I wouldn't say that BJ's a dummy
But man, can I tell you, this guy is clumsy
He waters the garden, but trips on the hose
He gets bored at work, and starts picking his nose
If he tries rollerskating, he falls down and goes boom
He could trip over a chair in an empty room
When he tries to make dinner, food goes all over the place
If he tries to stand up, he falls flat on his face
Benjamin Strykes, he looks like a gorilla
His breath is as bad as that of Godzilla
Now, BJ Strykes, whatcha' think of this letter?
You better give up, 'cause you can't do one better!