by Flying Omelette
Oh, Crawlie Smoosh, you are my dear
Would you like to see my perfect rear?
Your enchanting spell, I swear could hex me
I just find you so, so sexy!
My pajamas for two, I wear with pride
But no one's in the other side..
Let's play Pokemon, till we've had enough
Then later I'll show you my Jigglypuff!
When I look at your picture, I know I swoon
I'd like to give you my Harvest Moon
Oh, Crawlie Smoosh, I'm so ashamed
Of all those times I had you flamed
Oh, Crawlie Smoosh, there is no other
Would you like to be my only lover?
Oh, Crawlie, you mean the world to me
I love you even if we don't always agree
Together we'll play Pokemon, Zelda, & Mario
If only you didn't live far away in Ohio...
I love you my Smoosh, I hope you love me too
Please don't hate me when I act just a little cuckoo
Of all the people I've met, I love you most of all
Right now I could use, 1000 mg of Crawl