Memoirs of a Forum Jackass
Lots and Lots of Marshmallow

Author	Message
Homogroxxual SEXY CANADIAN BITCH Joined: 10 Mar 2006 Posts: 628 Location: In the minds of the weak.	Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:28 pm    Post subject: Kirby's Adventure totally hugs SMB3. i've never played killer 7. also i cant believe how lame this thread keeps on getting. it gets worse and worse every time i come back to check it out. good work guys. _________________ LISKER IS NES MASTER
Yoshi55 Not Gay Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 4958 Location: The Death Star	Shut up, actor on broadway. Only actors on Broadway that like Halo and Macintoshes hate SMB3. You are an actor on broadway, because SMB3 kicks every other game in EXISTANCE's ass. So don't be an actor on broadway.
Homogroxxual SEXY CANADIAN BITCH Joined: 10 Mar 2006 Posts: 628 Location: In the minds of the weak.	where did i say i hated smb3. sorry but i feel kirby's adventure is more fun then smb3, and i dont care what an opinionated moron (like you) has to say. p.s. ive said before i'm not gay, so i cant have sex with you. i'm sure you'll find the right man sooner or later. _________________ LISKER IS NES MASTER
Forum Jackass Slayer988 Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 105	Homogroxxual wrote: also i cant believe how lame this thread keeps on getting. it gets worse and worse every time i come back to check it out. good work guys. Thanks. I've been practicing. _________________ My opinion ruined everyone's Christmas.
metaleggman BANNED Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 6537 Location: Flying mysteriously over the grand canyon	Homogroxxual wrote: Kirby's Adventure totally hugs SMB3. also i cant believe how lame this thread keeps on getting. it gets worse and worse every time i come back to check it out. good work guys. lol. That's what I've been saying....WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST FLAME YOSHI AND GET ALONG?!
Forum Jackass Slayer988 Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 105	Quote: That's what I've been saying....WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST FLAME YOSHI AND GET ALONG?! Why can't we all just beat up Rodney King? _________________ My opinion ruined everyone's Christmas.
NESJohnny A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 2166 Location: CA	Homogroxxual wrote: also i cant believe how lame this thread keeps on getting. it gets worse and worse every time i come back to check it out. good work guys. This is exactly why I can't wait til page 100!!!!! If only there was a way we could do a word count for this thread. _________________ Fa sho.
nes_mastah Nintendo World Championships Winner Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 273 Location: Austin, TX	"Why can't we all just beat up Rodney King?" lol! count me in!
metaleggman BANNED Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 6537 Location: Flying mysteriously over the grand canyon	I'd also like to note that I feel that people who cry or get anxious over game storylines seem to be a bit touched. It's a game. Get over it.
Editor's Note: I have no idea why this user came out of nowhere with this statement because that part of the discussion had been dropped long ago. Seemed like a desperate last-ditch effort to "win" the argument even though it was over and Forum Jackass had dropped it. Earlier in the topic he and Jackass were arguing about what is and isn't art. Jackass was trying to get across that art is something that can make you feel emotions. Eggman's argument was basically that art is "deep, has layers, and takes a lot of effort", (which he never elaborates on), but apparently if you feel emotional about it at all, according to his logic, it's not art, you're just "touched" (whatever that means). I should note it's not so much his definition of art that I have a problem with - it's just that he's one of these types of people (*cough*Roger Ebert*cough*) who defines art in such a way that ONLY what he likes could possibly be considered art, and if someone thinks something else can be art (like, oh, gameplay and level design) he'll argue into the wind that it isn't because it doesn't fit his specific defition, and he keeps arguing despite ANY huge gaping flaws in his logic that are brought to his attention AND despite that he never elaborates on what he means by "deep", and implies that he doesn't have to because if you don't understand it, then you're just stupid. So here was Forum Jackass's response, using his own logic against him (sorry, Homogroxxual, but it's about to get worse...)
Forum Jackass Slayer988 Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 105	The shit I took this morning is art because it's deep and has many layers. It took a lot of effort to make it and most people are too dumb to understand how intricate it is. It also has many layers like an onion, and it smells bad like an onion, too. _________________ My opinion ruined everyone's Christmas.
metaleggman BANNED Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 6537 Location: Flying mysteriously over the grand canyon	Forum Jackass wrote: The shit I took this morning is art because it's deep and has many layers. It took a lot of effort to make it and most people are too dumb to understand how intricate it is. It also has many layers like an onion, and it smells bad like an onion, too. Maybe your morning is just shitty art cuz your a shitty artist. Grow a pair and practice.
Forum Jackass Slayer988 Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 105	Quote: Maybe your morning is just shitty art cuz your a shitty artist. Grow a pair and practice. See what I mean? You just don't understand it because of how deep it is. I had to carefully regulate my diet over a course of two months to make sure I achieved the perfect level and balance of moisture, texture, and lumpiness. Also, when I had to go, I had to make sure only to excrete just the right amount so that some could stay in my intestines and solidify into part of my epic masterpiece. I also had to divide my dietary intake up by color and eat the appropriate amount of each to produce just the right combination of green and brown upon release. Because, you see, the brown represents America as its social and political structure slowly wane into an advanced state of decadence. The green represents the New World Order that is creeping up on the horizon. I also had to ingest the right amount of corn so that there'd be one representing each of the 12 Apostles, and if I accidentally excreted too many, I'd have to either eat more or shove some back up. I also had to carefully move my buttocks in a circular motion to form the shape of the final product, which required an unprecedented amount of control and self-discipline. _________________ My opinion ruined everyone's Christmas.
NESJohnny A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 2166 Location: CA	Wow, that sounds pretty deep, literally too. _________________ Fa sho.
Lisker Komical Kommie Komrade Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 2060 Location: Qixland, Springfield	nes_mastah wrote: "Why can't we all just beat up Rodney King?" lol! count me in! Anything to beat up a black guy, huh?
Forum Jackass Slayer988 Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 105	Just because he's black that means we can't beat him up? I thought we were pushing towards racial equality in this country. Maybe I should take a dump about that, too... _________________ My opinion ruined everyone's Christmas.
Lisker Komical Kommie Komrade Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 2060 Location: Qixland, Springfield	On the contrary, and I'm sure nes_mastah believes in everything being equal(but seperate).
NESJohnny A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 2166 Location: CA	Lisker wrote: On the contrary, and I'm sure nes_mastah believes in everything being equal(but seperate). Except for homosexuals, he wants nothing equal for them! Sort of how Hitler condemned the Jews while having Jewish ancestry himself. _________________ Fa sho.
Forum Jackass Slayer988 Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 105	Jeez, slow down, guys. I can only cram so much symbolism into one bowel movement. The really tricky part is getting it to turn about 1/3 white and a 1/3 yellow. Yellow's not too hard to achieve and if I urinate at the same time that should cover it, but white's a little tougher to pull off... _________________ My opinion ruined everyone's Christmas.
NESJohnny A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT Joined: 29 Apr 2006 Posts: 2166 Location: CA	Forum Jackass wrote: Jeez, slow down, guys. I can only cram so much symbolism into one bowel movement. The really tricky part is getting it to turn about 1/3 white and a 1/3 yellow. Yellow's not too hard to achieve and if I urinate at the same time that should cover it, but white's a little tougher to pull off... How do you get white? White corn? Bleach? Damn you artists are so mysterious! _________________ Fa sho.
Yoshi55 Not Gay Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 4958 Location: The Death Star	Actually, I think it is drinking plenty of fluids.
Forum Jackass Slayer988 Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 105	NESJohnny wrote: Forum Jackass wrote: Jeez, slow down, guys. I can only cram so much symbolism into one bowel movement. The really tricky part is getting it to turn about 1/3 white and a 1/3 yellow. Yellow's not too hard to achieve and if I urinate at the same time that should cover it, but white's a little tougher to pull off... How do you get white? White corn? Bleach? Damn you artists are so mysterious! Marshmallow, kid. Lots and lots of marshmallow. But just be careful if you try it at home. When amateurs overdo it, they have a tendency to fart out a giant marshmallow balloon. Of course, if you ever find yourself falling from a high place without a parachute, it can come in handy. _________________ My opinion ruined everyone's Christmas.
metaleggman BANNED Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 6537 Location: Flying mysteriously over the grand canyon	Forum Jackass is just angry cuz... Editor's Note: Post edited due to highly-offensive statement.
Forum Jackass Slayer988 Joined: 17 Nov 2007 Posts: 105	Then again, you people have had so many things go in and out of your asses, you'd probably be experts with the marshballoon. _________________ My opinion ruined everyone's Christmas.