One thousand years ago, the evil Black Chicken rose from the dreaded Oven of Darkness. A quantam leap past overdone, Black Chicken unleashed his fury on the crops of the land. The Cooking Agents unleashed their power on the Black Chicken, and sealed him within the Refrigerator of Light. But just before the door on the Refrigerator closed, Black Chicken vowed to one day return.
One thousand years later, you are Fatass, a soldier in training for Gorgiana ("GORGE-ee-ah-nah"). Fatass is called out one day to take care of some ogre stealing vegetables, and when he comes back the town's entire food supply has been stolen, but most importantly the sacred Golden Steak Knife of Light has been stolen by Cake, the cliche legendary hero enslaved by the real bad guy who we never learn anything else about.
Join forces with...
Puke! The short fat guy who eats a lot then vomits on his foes!
Ketchup! One of the countless Centaur Knights you'll be using to tear your way through the game and spill your enemies' ketc... wait, that's not ketchup...
Taco! The sorceress who'll fry her enemies' esophoguses with her deadly Heartburn spell!
Hamburg! Who uses deadly accuracy to shoot Hardee's Monster Burgers down his enemies' throats and give them heart trouble!
And Icecreamcone! The healer of the party with his delicious and soothing ice cream sundaes!
Race against Porksol and his minions before they get the Key and whatever the hell that other item was and open the door to the Refrigerator of Light and unleash the terror of Black Chicken on the land! Battle countless exciting foes that are either dumb as a rock or cheap as smashed glass! Be inspired by plot twists that go nowhere! Drop your jaw in awe at graphics that make your characters look even fatter than they already are and lack almost any kind of detail! Dance to music that could have been made by a two-year-old on a sugar rush and a Playskool piano thingy! Merge the Golden Steak Knife of Light with the Silver Steak Knife of TOTAL EVILNESS BWA HA HA and somehow make the SUPER OH MY GOD HAPPY MEAL TOY SURPRISE ULTRA STEAK KNIFE OF ETERNAL SUNSHINE!
You won't want to be eating while playing DINING FORCE, especially since its quality rivals that of Shining Force!