With contributions from jup & Deathamster
Warning: You are about to play the most terrifying game ever made! This game depicts a life-like scenario that could cause extreme feelings of horror to all those who play it.
In this game, you are an average American browsing through an average American department store...when suddenly, a blue light starts flashing, and it's every man for himself! Your tasks will include:
Dodging a stampede of women shoppers, a la, Lion King
Trying to survive standing in the check out line for several hours, while people try to get in front of you or push you out of the way.
Grabbing an item that you want when it's the very last one in stock, and running for your life.
Trying to get out of the store without the damn security alarm going off.
Trying to avoid getting run over by shopping carts and baby strollers.
There will probably be codes that make the swarms circle around and around worthless tables, or something. And, how can there not be a "Look! Up in the air! Is that a display? Is that a lighting effect? No! It's Super Shopper!" code, where your character can fly over the competition and get the best stuff by landing on the table/bin.
There will also be shopping cart races and the ultimate test of endurance and courage - trying to find a parking spot!
Due to how realistic and terrifying this game is, it will get a Mature rating and you must have proper ID to purchase it. Reserve your copy today!