Game which is often mistaken for a space shooter of almost the same pronunciation. Your job is to care for and feed the Welsh Corgi pup of Cowboy Bebop fame, Ein.
It's a mecha fighting game with a good idea...except that the programmers forgot to implement the timer and life gauges, so every duel is REALLY endless. Forget about completing this. If you want to use other characters, reset.
Parody of an adventure game based on a novel. The evil computer that has taken over the world now tortures you by removing your mouth and then making you find out how to eat ice-cream without it.
VS game where you and your opponent must race to connect via phone to the extension 2097. Obstacles include being put on hold, getting a dialtone or having to renew your phone bill (ugh!). First one to have #2097 pick up is the winner.
The slowest, most boring fighting game in history. A 1-hour mandatory staredown time is required between each sword slash, each of which has so many friggin effects and blood fountains that they lag the console, making each strike last 4-5 minutes.
Series of non-interactive space strategy games, where you see yourself being manipulated into conquering other planets for your chosen faction's empire.