Top 20 Possible Port Saiid Slogans

by Flying Omelette, James FP, CodieKitty, SethraShnoo, & Deathamster

1. We are not your opportunity for free psychiatry sessions.

2. Smarter than your average box of rocks.

3. If you have an opinion, chances are, we've debunked it.

4. Relatively meme-free since 1998.

5. The only forum where people know how to put a letter "K" and "S" together instead of using an "X".

6. If you turn around after posting, you probably won't see a penis.

7. People who hate Shadow of the Colossus eat free.

8. We play with our 16-bit toys, daily.

9. Leaving a bloody trail of dead Mana Clan members in the name of the Great Dark Lord.

10. Tyler is not invisible. He's right there... Really... We're not kidding.

11. Nine Inch Nails is your god and everyone else should die in a fire.

12. You're gonna have to try a lot harder than THAT to get rid of us.

13. If you're wondering what that smell is, it's just Brigade.

14. The internet's version of the Simpsons' tire fire.

15. We hate to tell you this, but that's gay, too.

16. Come see how our opinions ruined everyone's Christmas.

17. We slaughtered GameFAQ's Sacred Cow.

18. You're not in Kansas anymore, Toto.

19. No shield can save us, it's gonna take a miracle!

20. The most jaded group of mofos on the entire internet.

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