by Flying Omelette

Bluestreak Haiku More than meets the eye Your surfboard's out of control Transform and roll out! Bluestreak Limerick There once was a car named Bluestreak You could say he was very unique He blew his transmission In a compromising position And now his friends all think he's a freak Ode to Tracks Tracks is a flying blue Corvette Stingray Jazz said he hangs out in carwashes all day He investigated a night club called "Dancitron" Which turned out to be owned by Decepticons He made a movie with friends, Hoist and Sunstreaker He once was crucified on a gigantic speaker He likes to prowl the New York City streets He stopped a runaway train with his feet He takes to the skies as a flying Corvette But is knocked to the ground by the seeker Ramjet His partner in crime is the boom box Blaster When it comes to vanity, Tracks is the master If he runs out of power, he starts to get weak He once ran a race, but lost to Bluestreak (sort of) Many Autobot voices have a southern drawl But Tracks speaks fluently with a Harvard Lockjaw He'd much rather stay in his "stunning auto mode" In the "Cosmic Rust" ep, he began to corrode* He once battled Starscream in an aerial duel And befriended a street kid named Raoul He fought Insections and lost both times He played basketball with Optimus Prime He captured a Stunticon with Warpath's assistance And had trouble getting appointments with Hoist for maintenance He ended a Decepticon car theft ring And got mad when drones attacked the Chrysler Building He doesn't like getting burned up by Shrapnel's fire He's just an ordinary car...if you cut his main wire The rockets on his hood are drawn a bit too small Dead End described him as, "A flying car! How droll!" Mike McConnohie is the voice of Cosmos, Vampire Hunter D, and Tracks And he also once wrote for Digimon and Samurai Pizza Cats One time he was captured by a big game hunter But he also fought pirates who were ready to plunder So if you need an Autobot, then it's a pretty good bet That you can count on Tracks, the blue Stingray Corvette