by James FP

I absolutely hate this nickname that's been unofficially given to Mega Man. First of all, he's already got 2 or 3 official names (Rock Man, Mega Man, X). Also, why "Bomber"? Is he particularly known for bombing things? And doesn't that seem a little too close to "Bomberman" considering that everyone in the Mega Man games has names that end with "Man"? And he's not even always blue. The entire point of Mega Man is that he changes colors when he gets a new weapon. Finally, don't ever try using "Blue Bomber" to win an argument. Like, if I draw Mega Man and color him pink, don't scream at me, "Blue Bomber! BLUUUUUUUUUEEE Bomber!!" HE'S WEARING THE FUCKING QUICK BOOMERANG NOW LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!!