The Best of ReviewPlanet

There used to be a website called ReviewPlanet.com that anyone could submit a review for certain games to. As Nextbillgates once described it, "If you visit this site with the intention of forming an opinion on a game, you probably won't get it. But instead, you'll know who JohnJohn6784563 wants to go out with, why violence is great, why kids are evil, why having a good linebacker is essential in Wave Race 64, and how many times you can read "This game is great!" before your head explodes! This is the only site on the web with this much content crammed in one place."

So, here is a collection of some of that site's best reviews.


1080 Snowboarding

Review by Zelda Man

this game just sucks ilikethe graphics but what kind a name is deadly fall the bourds suck the charecters suck it just thet twisted edge is better YEAH!!!!!!!!!ihate this game itsucks itsucks tis this game that really SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111


Aidyn Chronicles: The First Mage

Review by Tank Abbott

this game suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks get zelda instead


All Star Baseball 1999

Review by Matt Saltzman

I hate this game, the gameplay was horrible, and I want to rule the world. With jackie bookman as my wife, things just don't go my way with that kind of stuff. I'm black and she's chinese. I like that there are chinese players in the game, it shows good humanitarian devices. I enjoy the graphics, but I hate the instant replay feature! It is the worst thing I've ever seen. I want Jackie bookman. By the way, I play football and I have the biggest ego on earth! If u want me give me a call, look me up! Matt Saltzman.


All Star Baseball 2000

Review by Bionary

So I have heard is that this game Kicks a$$ and I don`t know yet it hasn`t come out but it looks sweet and sounds rad.And this is the only game so far that has a Almost real adience but when it comes out I`ll make a real review!!!


Alundra 2

Review by Ryan Jorge

Hi! your game is so beautiful and so elegant. No one can beat your game. I can predict that your game will be the #1 this year !!!!!!! More power to your game I wish that you will have Alundra3. hi to my friends william and malou with their 5 children and to my friend bulldog.and to my friend ryan tangkad,michael bondying w/ px internet orlando addict most especially to dukot and lapad.


Ape Escape

Review by Kris

Today we gonna drop out Mario
Let Spike go in and rule!!!
This game is beatiful made!
Here are my scores

goodie:
Beatiful rendered characters and great effects
Minigames
The analog control using is the most realistic ever
Great gadgets
Cool cool cool concept
Each ape has hes own mind
We all like platform games dont we?

muddie:
The camera can be a bit confusing
Every Nintendo fan wiil wreck their homes

BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!


Azure Dreams

Review by Forrest W.

actually i havent played this game...but i figure it is good. i just wrote about it and what i wrote was gone because i forgot to fill everything out. NOW that was agrivation. im going to buy acecombat 3 tomarrow and i hope thats as good as this. i played crusaders of might and magic up until you get to the big guy...and that game was a little dissapointing compared to the computers version, but if you dont play it on computer you'll never know/ please email me if you have any other questions about anyother games.i live near seattle, if you want to hook the playstations together and get it on with command and conquer feel free to email me on that one too.


Banjo-Kazooie

Review by Allen Stepp

i think this game really sucks. it is for little kids to play and i think anybody over 4 who even looks at this game is a complete idiot. if you but this game you will hate it with all of your heart. the people at nintendo couldnt make a worse game if they tried to. if i saw somebody stealing this game i would hand it to them with a ten dollar bill to take it off my hands. i think im going to go home and burn my copy right now while im thinking about it. i do like the graphics on this game but the rest can suck on my big 10" inch. thats what i think of this game.

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Review by Jonny

I think this game is the worst game i have ever played. IT is more for puny 2 year olds. All you do is go around collecting musical notes and killing carrots and tomatoes by rolling on them. After playing it for 1 hour, i threw it in my closet. The graphics are ok. but the storyline is stupid. You have to save a brown girly little sister little blonde haired bear from a cute little witch.


Banjo-Tooie

Review by Adam Sandler

Does reviews about spiderman being better is not true. If you can hear me spiderboy listten to this I am eleven too and you are just a rotten spoiled good for nothing sidey lover who has never even played banjo-tooie.It sounds like you like wrestling well banjo-tooie is the best game ever and thats the bottom line cause stone cold said so.Have a nice day. Well anyway about the game if you liked bannjo-kazooie you should be out buying right now cause its got everthing a game should have graphics replay value and everthing else like that go out and buy it now don't rent.oh yeah banjo-tooie is good for age 7-15.Have anice day and don't forget to see little nicky


Bomberman 64

Review by Gangrel 90

The snes was way better, do not waste your money!


Cannon Spike

Review by mhafizuddin

First of all, I like to thank you for giving me this chans to play it and wining it. I like this tipe of game because I prefer the game like Cannon Spike.I search the game for many weeks. I can't do anything without this game.I love this game very much. I don't like the other game exept this game.


Castlevania 64

Review by Thomas

I KEEP DYING!!! IT BITES!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!! HELP ME SO I WILL STOP DYING!!! I DON'T LIKE IT!!!


Command & Conquer

Review by Chris

It's the #####!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Conker's Bad Fur Day

Review by HATER

I HATE THIS GAME AND IF YOU LIKE THIS GAME GO TO HELL THIS GAME IS ##### YOU SHOULD RATEHR GET PONG FOR THE NES AND BE HAPPIER THIS GAME CAN REPLACE ##### PEOPLE AND CAN REPLACE TOILET PAPER BECAUSE IT IS ##### I HOP IT GOES TO HELL WHAT A WASTE OF 70 BUCKS IF OYU HAVE THIS GAME SUICIDE AND PUST THIS GAME IN YOU PANTS WHILE YOU GET A BONER AND CRUSH THIS ##### GAME NINTENDO WAS PROBABLY HAVING ##### DIARREAH OR MENTAL PROBLEMS CUZ THIS GAME IS BLOODY #####ED IN THE ASS.


Crazy Taxi

Review by Bobby BeeGee

I love carazy taxi, becaus my father is a taxi driver and he drives like they do in the game. When I grow up I am gonna drive a taxi they make like so much money...have you seen how much they make in the game you'd be so rich. my dad should take some pointers from these guys, I am so tired of eating spam every night and taking trips to dumpster he may drive like them but I guess not good enough. I tried to have my dad play the game so he could learn a thing or too but he just hit me with his beer bottle and said shut up you stupid little runt. I know my dad loves me but he's just trying to make me into a man. Teehee, this game is great see ya. "Lets do it again"

Love,Bobby


Daikatana

Review by Bender29

This game rocks!!! It's a futuristic james bond first person game. Best shooter game to date. Great graphics. Excellent weapons. Best of all, the enemies are hard. and when you fire a gun you fall back so it's very realistic. Anyone who thinks this game rules I agree, and people who think this game sucks can rot in Hell.

Editor's Note: James Bond is in Daikatana?


Donkey Kong 64

Review by Eric Estrada

##### YOU KEVIN FURINER.THE N64 GAMES ARE SHORT.YOU MUST BE A IDIOT NOT TO KNOW THAT CARTRIGES ARE SO LITTLE MEMORY.THE DOLPHIN IS NOT EVEN TRUE.ITS JUST A HOAX MADE BY NINTENDO TO BRING IN MONEY FROM THE STOCK MARKET STUPID ASS.YOU MUST BE A 3 YEAR TO OLD TO EVEN LIKE NINTENDO.AND WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE N64 CONTROLS SU*K.THERE ALL BIG AND CHUNKY.JUST LIKE YOUR MAMMA BI*CH.AND THAT GUY NAMES FUNKY.WELL FOR YOUR INFO.THE PS IS STRONGER THEN EVER BEFORE.BEATENG THE DREAMCAST.SEE SONY IS IMMORTAL.AND STUPID NINTENDO.THEY NEED IBMS HELP TO EVEN STAND A CHANCE TO SONY.LATER F*GES.I HOPE YOU ALL DIE WITH YOUR G*Y ASS NINTENDO.

Editor's Note: No one by the name of Kevin posted a DK64 review.

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Review by Sharon Peters

this game is the most boring game i have ever played i dont want to go around and pick up banannas on a nintendo game i want to kill people if you like donkey kong you are a little cream puff and need to get out of the house more, so all you donkey kong lovers go eat some gerber baby food and quit bragging about this dumb game.


Eternal Ring

Review by Nathan Mick

I rented this game from Blockbuster and I thought is was the worst waste of $6.oo that you could spend. The graphics are terrible and their mouths never stop moving. The fighting disgusts me you can only jab with your mini sword. It is impossible to fing the rings. I have been playing video games all my life and this is on my top 10 sucking list, I have played about 4,000 games in my existence!!! If you own a PS2 this game will dissappoint any gamer that knows how cool PS2 can be.


Everquest

Review by Jonathan Wolf

This game is cool and its cool so its cool. I like it becouse of pixies and midget like dwarfs. I think there should be a code not a cheat for makeing rougs look like Biologists or lab rats or Bill Clinton.When I heard and saw this game it made me say:well shave my legs and call me uncle.I just want to say that I like pixies so this game cool. Oh' and don't let the cat jump on the table when you are eating cornbread, it be fatel!

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Review by Raven of Norrath

First of all Jesse Ryan, phil and daniel, you r all a bunch of hoe's. This game is awsome. The Best overall. I have never played a better game. I dont care what annyone says but this game rocks. Sweet graphics awsome gameplay and the re-play value is so high i could scream. But it now or die. trust me on this one. Any game on earth is not as good as this one. anyone who says this game is bad is just complaining because thier cpu sux or they do they should all be dragged into the street and shot!!!!


Final Fantasy 8

Review by Chu Chu Rocket

First of all, I'd like to state that I'm tired of some of these reviews (Not just in here....) that were obviously written by some dude who just got back from "yanking his member" to his Tomb Raider instruction booklet. It makes me sick. They should really write more reviews like I do. Now, the moment you've all been waiting for.....

Graphics: FHg!!!AKnrfam

This game grapix iz good.

Story: 8

ahabns! 5 dollars!? Get outta here.

gameplay:3sasm

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In conclusion, if you like bananas, you probably will like this game. I'd also like to add that sometimes this game makes my tummy hurt. Oh, and I don't know what number to give it, so I hope you don't mind I do the whole "Enney Meeney Minney Mo" thing down there!


Iggy's Reckin' Balls

Review by Pablo

I have not played it. I don't wanna play it. It has a cool name. I still do not want to play it though. I wish they didn't make it


Jet Force Gemini

Review by Yoni Niknam

This is the best game in the world! This is the best game in the world! This is the best game in the world! This is the best game in the world! This is the best game in the world! This is the best game in the world! This is the best game in the world! This is the best nintendo 64 game ever made in the universe!


Kagero: Deception 2

Review by Millennia

This game is bloody and gory and screaming and bleeding all over fun. They didn't take out the blood or the hecka' funny 2 watch guillatines and swinging axes. Heres a little tip: in the first castle go to the room with the electric chair and stand right next to the saw blade and place a mega rock on the right side of the swinging axe and a bear trap on the other side with a push wall next to that. When the guy comes down he will go for the bear trap guaranteed. Make him get stuck in it then push him into the axe with the push wall then he will get hit by the axe which flings him into the electric chair it hecka' funny!!! In the second castle also you can go to the red room with the stairs and use the floor thing that flings them at the top of the stairs and he will go flying down two sets of stairs!!!


Koudelka

Review by Nemesis Nick

Tha best game ever = Resedent Evil yes it izz everyone knows it!! its real good!! and the story always good. look at that you have Resedent Evil 1 and Resedent Evil 2 and Resedent Evil 3 and Resedent Evil survivor. and the story goes right trough all the games thats real good.

and you have the scary moments thats realy cool!!!!!!!!

and you are playing whit different charactors thats realy cool to and the guns enough guns to blow all zombie heads in tha whole story.

And the zombies and other beasts are real cool!!!

I HOPE THE STORY GO FURTHER !!!!!!!!!!!!

AND I AM THANKING CAPCOM because there doing real good not only because of RE but dino crisis is good to I LOVE THAT GAME TO.

Nemesis Nick (from the Netherlands)

Stars below are for Resedent Evil it must be even more!!!

Editor's note: Yes, that review was under the section for Koudelka.


Mario Golf

Review by lobo2000

mario golf is a greate game and yo mann dosent know what hes missing he needs to get a clue for lots of fun and lots of birdies get mario golf next to golden eye 007 its the best donkey kong is my favorite to use he drives hard and long he tends to get alot of birdies i got him by getting birdie coins not by beating him on the course maybe ill try other ways to get other caracters .hope it works if you have any info on the game please e mail me .

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Review by Yo Man!!!

Dont know really, havent played it so I kant know, but I heard that it is a really funny and enjoying game for the whole family... But I think it sucks! how are you guys doing, playing so booring games, it really sucks.... I think. Hmmmmm.... I might rent it sometimes and then I can write a realy review about what I really think of this game.


Mario Kart 64

Review by BackwardsD

This is da best kind of racing game (to me), and obviously to others on the web. Diddy Kong racings average score was a measly 2.95 while Mario Kart was a whopping 4.36666666667!! And mostly because of that dumb James Bond 007. How can anyone like those games where all you do is shoot other people! Oh, how intertaining (with all the sarcasm virtually possible)!! The reason I did not rate this a 5 is because I do not believe it is perfect nothing is after all. It should include more levels and Aan adventure mode like Diddy Kong so everyone can enjoy it, and you should be able to put the characters on easy, regular, hard, and very hard so little and big kids may enjoy and people who like a challenge can have one and others who like to win easily can do that to. But having a game with all that would be too much to ask for (just a suggestion to n64 hint!!hint!!).

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Review by The True Gamesmaster

Ahem. Pay attention kids. A long time ago, (in the 80s actually) there was an annoying little plumber named Mario on the first Nintendo systems. Cheeky and popular as he was back then, that was a long time ago and he is now looking very dated and in need of a true successor. Just one other reason not to buy an N64.

But enough of old times. It is the 21st century. We demand high technology, better graphics and solid lifespan. But most of all, a fresh face would be welcome for such a cutting-edge console. Apparently it's just Mario in 3D. Yawn.

Sadly, even Nintendo 64's trump card of offering more for kids has been lost out to newer and more exciting characters, namely on Playstation (And only doyles call it PSX, women). First came Speed Freaks- Speed Punks to the clinton boys in America- which had already justified itself as a Mario-beater. Those N64 fans must of been bringing on a sweat.

Shortly after came THE carting game- and yes, belonging to Mario's arch rival, the fresh face of Crash Bandicoot. Naughty Dog, the marsupial's creators, have skillfully blended fun with lifespan. Full, colourful and spotless 3D backgrounds and landscapes. And it's got Cortex in it! Which leaves the chubby plumber feeling a bit doyley. It was bound to happen- Nintendo 64 players spend so much time whining about how superior their games are. Which, quite frankly, they aren't. And finally, me, the Gamesmaster! I wear a black cloak and have a world-famous bucket-shaped helmet. As well as my trademark stern impression. Thank you.

Mario Kart has it's advantages, but it's looking a bit... You want me to shut up now, don't you?

Editor's Note: So, Mario is outdated because Crash Bandicoot has Neo Cortex in it? And the game that was a Mario Kart-beater is one noboy's ever heard of before?


Next Tetris, The

Review by Mike G.

There are only three words I can say about this game "The Next Tetris", oh my goshnessozel!!!! I never thought that i could find myself emerged in a game of stacking blocks verticly and horizontaly. Every day at school i find myself thinking about this game, and when i get home, all i do is play it. I seriously dont know what i would do without this game. I suggest that everyone buy it immediatly!!! I would say that this is the ultimite tetris ever its super duper insane crazy off the hook fly blazin super dupa crazy shampo pomocas bligroan! Wow. Honestly, this is serious, i never thought that this game would be good, but i was wrong. This game is good. It is very good. To spite my first thoughts, this game is good. If you buy it you will be sooo happy!!! I promise it is great and i love it.

Editor's Note: That's more than three words.


Nightmare Creatures

Review by Mary

do u wanna have nightmares?
-detailed grafics
-good figthing
-excellent atmosphere
-scary
-good characters
-incredible efects(raining, snowing,windi)
-bloody super gore
-great sound
-great music
-flexible requeriments for low sistems
-good cheats
-interesting
-New style
-mix betweeh Residen Evil and Tomb Rider
-easy learning curve
-excellen box


Ogre Battle 64

Review by Mark

I'd like to take www up on his offer to pay me $50 not to play Orge Battle. WWW, please email me so we can make arrangements for you to get the money to me. Since there are plenty of other good games available now for N64 (the new Zelda, Banjo-Tooie...) I was going to have a hard time working this game into my life anyway. Thanks in advance for the money!


Pilotwings 64

Review by Brian Smith

I hated this game. It is hoorible. It so very boring. The gameplay is awful. The graphics are awful too.

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Review by MeOff

It #####Ed. It SUX. It will always #####. ....oh yeah ..it #####S! Stupidest most frustrating game Ive played!!

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Review by Oidualc

Ist wohl das langweiligste Spiel das ich in den vergangenen 10 Jahren gespielt habe....

Editor's Note: I don't know much German, but I think he says it's boring and he's had it for 10 years.


Pokemon Blue/Red

Review by Pokemon is Crap

One thing Pokemon has in common with the latest Bond movie is the title... The World Is Not Enough. And the world is obviously not enough for Pokemon, which has gotten too much attention in papers, on the Internet, etc. Stupid Pokemon Trading Cards and stuff has taken over the world and I can't believe Nintendo themselves is involved with this crap. They talked a lot about it in Armageddon starring Bruce Willis...

"It's what we call a global killer, sir."

That's right, a global killer. For this is the beginning of the end, sort of like End of Days starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. You can pick any movie about the end of the world and Pokemon will be in it.

Pokemon will instantly kill your Game Boy. You have been warned.

Pikachu is just a yellow, ugly rat who doesn't belong in videogames...


Pokemon Gold/Silver

Review by Ash's Pokegear

this game rocks the house! I am very helpful to ash because i am a cell phone,radio, and everything! This game rulz though. HEY did i ever tell u i created a web site? its www.maxpages.com/gamelodge. pleaz go. Entei is my favorite. I collect fire pokemon. i am the pokedude! well ever1 who plays this game gets to recieve me. Plenty of pokegear to go around!


Pokemon Snap

Review by James Boonasuck

In this world, there are many ways to die. Ranging from suicide, mass-murders and let us not forget: Pokemon Snap. As soon as I started the game, I expected to be able to run everywhere and take pictures. Instead, I ended up getting stuck in some stupid trolley. I couldn't move anywhere, but maybe that's because I was paralyzed from all the bull-crap I witnessed. It was a horrible experience and to prove how terrible it is, get this: I am now a huge fan of Barbie dolls. If you are looking for a way to die, this would be your primary selection. Enjoy!


Pokemon Stadium

Review by Bud

Pokemon is the best game in the world. NOT!!!!!!!!!! what's the point some idoit little thing walking aroud saying its name over and over,what if you had to do that to talk. I mean i used to love pokemon , but I relized and you should to that all it is is little things walking around saying their name for the rest of their freakn lives.

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Review by Pokemon Sukes

I think that anyone who likes pokemon has a brain the size of an electron, has no life, plays no physical activities, and eats nothing but ringdings and ho-hos. You lazy buts should go play basketball or something, I mean outside, not a video game. If I could give this game 0 stars I would. I need to take up 2 more lines. Hmmmmmmm, well I think pokemon was made to brain wash American chldren so are country would be in ruins. So there.


Pokemon Yellow

Review by Charliezard23

i havent played it yet but you cant get missingno in yellow for some stupid reason .so it looks suckey you cant get any secret pokemon so its horrible.it the worst game ever.i cant wait till pokemon stadium comes out.also plystaition 2 will be the best system ever.in playstaition 2 you can play old games and i thinks its a dvd player.


Railroad Tycoon 2

Review by Greg

Well if that wasnt the largest waste of $30.00 ive ever spent....i dont think the time i bought tidey whities that chafed my balls was as big of a waste of money as this game was. Dont buy im warning you now.

Well my message is too short so now im just going to blab on about how much the grpahics sucked, how big a loss of money i suffered and how stupid you are if you read this and buy this circular pile of crap


Rainbow Six

Review by Obi Wan Jabroni

This game rocked the graphics rocked the night vision rocked the fact of getting more than one person per level rocked the only thing that didn't rock was the slowness of changing guns. The game is perfect except for that one tiny flaw. I liked how there was covery fire when going into a building. I really liked how you could blow doors up. I liked how one shot one kill thing I think with Goldeneye you could get hit twelve times and not go down. In conclusion this game is perfect.

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Review by Pikachu

This game rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anyone who does not like like it loves Barney and Barbie and Teletubbies.This game is next to Fighting Force 64.This game is the best I've played.(But probably not match to pokemon stadium when it comes out)The graphics are radical and some levels are complacated but that is what makes it better.

Editor's Note: GH64 doesn't like Rainbow Six?


Seaman

Review by Rick Shrick

I am the Seaman GOD!! All Others Shall Bow Before Me and Be vanquised like the dogs that they are!! Seaman Is my Hero! Prepare to be annhialated for your sins you losers. A day of reckoning is upon us! Seaman shall rule the earth and mate freely!! Cheese is Good!! So is Japan. Communism is the devil. Seaman is the only thing that is true in this world. Megadeth Forever!!


Smuggler's Run

Review by Boob Man

This game was awesome but my stupid little cousin broke it cuz hes a retard............case closed. OK they wont let me end the letter there so i have to say more stuff... um.........i've seen a cow before but never milked one(don't plan too)damn its still too short....um........ 4 score and 7 years ago...um....somethin happened but i dont remember.....

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Review by game NEGRO

Hello my name is da game negro. I went to tell you a story 'bout how I went to da store to buy dis game and da' white man done called me a monkey. I said hey sucka' iz done come here ta buy dis game sur, don't wanna cauze no trouble sur, no trouble. dey done told me to get out cause my lips iz too big, i don't like dat. but i stole da game anyway and as soon az i steal the ps2 i will write a report an how good the game iz.


Soul Calibur

Review by ?

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South Park: Chef's Luv Shack

Review by fry

this game is beauteful espeasly the mini games some of the games are crud but its still a brill game.hghjjhfifhshs

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Star Fox 64

Review by William

I really like Starfox 64 but I can't get past the 2nd level (Astrouds) sorry if misspelled. Can someone please e-mail me some help!

Thanks!


Super Mario 64

Review by Shaun

This is the stupidist(I am aware that it is probably spelled wrong) game I have ever played. This is only my opinion but it is dumb as heck. The graphics bite marrio sounds stupid and his moves are stupid. You may like this game though but I would rent it first if it didn't already come with the n64.


Time Stalkers

Review by Hao

FACE IT! This game suck!! Ok...This game has good graphic, better than PS.(only) The story is interesting, and you can but...NO LEVEL UP!(charactors are always weak as hell) ONLY CAN CARRY 4 ITEMS into dungeon! AND ONLY CAN USE 1 ! YES! 1! charactor each time when u in the dungeon. I guess they made this game just let those people who love pokemon to play...but, monsters in this game are NO CUTE at all and are all useless. Dreamcast don't have any good RPG game for now. I AM VERY disapointed. I am play Front Mission 3 on playstation now and it took me more time than anygame in dreamcast does.The truth is here: NO RPG FOR DREAMCAST....At lease now.....I am still waiting.

Editor's Note: I am Error.


Tomb Raider Chronicles

Review by Stewart Porter

Well i got one to tell you guys who think tombraider 5 sucket,you suck!!!!and one more thing,get a life before i track you down and bet you up.to tought the game was graet your my best homey's!i mene it dosn't matter how short it was,it matters how great the game was.writ back to me on this site homey's everything was great in the game.


Unreal

Review by Ash

What the hell are you talking about Magic Jester. Playstation 2 is the best all time system. Did you hear anything on the news that said something about the Dreamcast. HELL NO!!!! Playstation 2 was all over the news and news papers. Face it Sega is trying to make a good comeback and they're doing a great job, but PS2 looks like they got the lead. Every Toys R Us store in the Washington Metropolitan Area were sold out in 1 hour or less. When Dreamcast Came out you could get a Dreamcast anywhere you looked. Every hardcore gamer or not should get a PS2. Unreal Is awesome!!!

Editor's Note: No one named Magic Jester posted an Unreal review.

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Review by Marc Fumberger

Unreal is the crappiest game I've ever read

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Review by Sam Johnson

This game stinks. All the weapons are girly. And the characters look like they belong in a child story book.I could have designed better arenas then anyone who works for PS2. One of the only reasons this game is good is because the guys are hot,(Im guay).Dont buy this game and if you get it for christmas you should dicapate the gift sender. with the case. My overall opinion basically is I wasted 32 hrs of my weekend playing this game. Dont let it happen to you


Wave Race 64

Review by ?

I think that this game really #####ed. I mean Come on.

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Review by GamerAntiGanondworf

This is one of the best football games I have played. I think this is better then the Madden football game. It is just like the real game and is very neat. The announcer is Marv Albert. This game should improve even more over the years. So this is a game you may want to get.

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Review by The One True Lord

This game is so easy I can't beleave it! It's all right but to easy. I will read off so suggestions to make it better: (1) Put aliens from the movie Aliens in the game as long with pulse rifles and smart guns, (2) Put a dancing monkey in the game, (3) Make the monkey wear a hat, (4) pu anti-aircraft weapons on the jet skiies. With those suggestions this could be an awsome game. I'm giving it a one because I can.


Yoshi's Story

Review by Shannon

I think this game is FUN! and all those people who say its babyish just choked on corn cobs and poopt thear pants at the same time!!! Becuse some people like those games and I do to! So if you wont to choke on corn cobs and poop your pants then be like them!!!! I'm 12 and I like it. and its not gay.


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